看笑话学英语59:When a Tiger Comes老虎来了
听笑话学英语59:When a Tiger comes老虎来了
Two guys were walking through the jungle. All of a sudden, a tiger appears from a distance, running towards them.
两个男人正在穿过丛林，突然，一只老虎出现在远处，向他们冲来。
One of the guys takes out a pair of "Nikes" from his bag and starts to put them on. The other guy with a surprised look and exclaims, "Do you think you will run faster than the tiger with those?"
其中的一个人从包里拿出一双“耐克”鞋，开始穿上。另一个人惊奇地看着他说，“你以为穿上这个就可以跑得过老虎吗？”
His friend replies: "I don't have to out run it, I just have to run faster than you."
他的朋友回答道：“我不用跑得过它，我只要跑得比你快就行了。”
英语单词短语学习：
1 All of a sudden 突然地，出乎意料地
eg:All of a sudden it will feel as though your days are almost empty.
某一刻你会忽然感到好像你的每一天都几乎是空空的。
2 exclaim
vi. 呼喊，惊叫；大声叫嚷
vt. 大声说出
eg:"He went back to the lab," Inez exclaimed impatiently.
“他回实验室了，”伊内兹不耐烦地叫道。
3 walk through 走过；轻松地初排；草率地处理
eg:Take this opportunity to walk through your town or city and greet all of those you pass.
借此机会，走过你的城市，和所有你经过的人和事物打招呼。
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