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  Two man playing golf were held up by two women playing in front of them. One man said:“I‘ll walk up to them and tell them to hurry up.”When he returned he said:“I have a problem,one of the women is my wife and the other one is my mistress.”The second man said:“I’ll walk up to them and hurry them up.”He came back and said:“We both have the same problem.”

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