Man Vs. Woman Joke(29)
Mrs. Smith‘s elderly husband doesn’t feel well so she takes him to the dr. Mr. Smith leaves her in the waiting room for a while. Finally the Dr. comes and says，“Mrs. Smith I‘m sorry to tell you that your husband is going to die.”Mrs. Smith says，“Dr. is there anything I can do？”the Dr. told her“well there is a couple of things you could do：First you could cook him a wonderful dinner every night. Second you could give him a nice back rub every night. Third you could make love to him like you never have before every night.”Mrs. Smith says ok. A little while later Mr. Smith comes out and asks Mrs. Smith“what did the Dr. say？”Mrs. Smith says，“I’m sorry honey but you are going to die.”
幽默 笑话本文地址：http://www.dioenglish.com/writing/humor/84790.html
相关文章
-
幸运的母亲 Lucky Mother
A young mother believed that it was very wrong to waste any food when there were so many hungry people in the world. One evening， she was giving her small daughterher tea before putting her to...
2018-12-04 英语笑话 -
英汉双语笑话—star brother
The teacher to small doodle said: dudu! Have you everton-star brother? Doodle suddenly toward their pants blocked.. Then frowned on teacher say: the teacher. I ca...
2018-11-24 英语笑话 -
Who handles cases?
Nugent needed legal advice， so he walked into the office of Gregory， Ellis and Gregory. Nugent sat down at the desk of the senior member of the firm. “If you're not rally in bad trouble， I'll...
2018-12-10 英语笑话 -
英文笑话:The Fuel
One day， Mr Caterpillar decided to hitch a ride to town. As he was standing by the roadside， a family of bees came by in a little car and offered him a ride. Gratefully， he accepted. After put...
2018-12-26 英语笑话 -
Expiry Date
An older man looking at a piece of paper. His wife asked, "BALA, What are you looking for?" The man said, "NOTHING" "What NOTHING?" Wife angry serious"you have been look...
2018-11-21 英语笑话 -
英语幽默笑话30秒Unit4：Lazy Manager 懒惰的经理(双语)
Lazy Manager 懒惰的经理A middle management executive has to take on some sports,by his doctor's ,有一位中阶经营主管因为听了他的医师指示必须要做一些运动，so he decides to play tennis .所以他决...
2018-10-31 英语笑话 -
笑话习题簿11.1.24
There was a wife who told her husband, "Last night I dreamed you bought me a mink coat and a diamond ring." The husband put down his newspaper and said, "Fine! To...
2018-11-23 英语笑话 -
双语笑话 时间就是金钱
As the taxi came to a screeching（尖叫） halt at a traffic light, I asked the driver, "Do you agree that 'Time is money'?""Well, it's a very common saying. Who will care so much...
2018-11-26 英语笑话 -
英语笑话笑死人不偿命62: 骄傲的老爸(双语)
A Proud Father骄傲的老爸The concerned father was puzzled because his son s grades had been dropping steadily while he was at college,一位关心儿子的老爸对于念大学的儿子成绩每况愈下一直想不懂，so...
2018-10-31 英语笑话
