笑话习题簿11.1.24

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   There was a wife who told her husband, "Last night I dreamed you bought me a mink coat and a diamond ring."
   The husband put down his newspaper and said, "Fine! Tonight go back to sleep and wear them."
   妻子告诉丈夫说：“昨天晚上我梦见你给我买了一件裘皮大衣和一个钻石戒指。”
   丈夫放下手中的报纸说：“好啊！今晚再睡着时，你就穿戴上它们吧。”
练习:
说明了神马？
答案：
梦里的幸福只有梦里才能享受呢~

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