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老公和老婆的由来

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  Why does a man want to have a WIFE?    为什么一个男人想要一个妻子?

  Because…    因为…

  W― Washing   洗衣服

  I― Ironing   熨衣服

  F― Food   提供食物

  E― Entertainment  娱乐活动

  Why does a woman want to have a HUSBAND ?   为什么一个女人想要一个丈夫?

  Because…   因为…

  H―Housing  房子

  U―Understanding   理解、包容

  S―Sharing   分享、承担

  B―Buying   购物

  A―and  还有

  N―Never  从不

  D―Demanding  要求

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