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你看上去足足年轻了20岁

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  When I was 28,I was teaching English to high school freshmen in a schoolswheresoccasionally the faculty and staff were allowed to dress down.

  One of those days,I donned a sweatshirt and slacks.A student camein and his eyes widened.

  ″Wow!″heexclaimed.″You should wear clothes like that everyday.You look twenty,maybe even thirty years younger!″

  28岁那年,我在一所高中教一年级学生英语。这所学校允许教职员工有时不必穿得那么正式。

  一天,我穿了一件运动衫和一条休闲裤。一个学生进来看见后,瞪大了眼睛。

  “哇哦!”他大呼小叫地说:“你该天天这么穿。你看上去足足年轻了20岁,甚至30岁呢!”

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