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英语笑话:上帝对我说的!

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  导语:笑话让人快乐^_^中西方人的笑点不一样,也许你觉得捧腹大笑的笑话,老外也许还纳闷中:“很好笑吗?”老外笑的掉泪的笑话,我们也许觉得“好冷”。归根到底就是中西文化的不同,所以呢,看笑话也能学到知识哟(*^__^*)……下面就随英语笑话小编一起来欣赏这则英语笑话(*^__^*) ……

  Late one night at the insane asylum one inmate shouted, "I am Napoleon!"

  Another one said, "How do you know?"

  The first inmate said, "God told me!"

  Just then, a voice from another room shouted, "I did not!"

  疯人院 一天晚上,在疯人院里,一个病人说:“我是拿破仑!”

  另一个说:“你怎么知道?”

  第一个人说:“上帝对我说的!”

   一会儿,一个声音从另一个房间传来:“我没说!

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