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- Modems beat women
- Some reasons why a modem is better than a woman： 1. A modem doesn't ask for a commitment if you use it. Getting a modem to obey you is as simple as typing "AT". 2. When you're done using...
2018-12-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Tell about a haircut
- The story of someone getting a haircut. Women's version： Woman2： Oh！ You got a haircut！ That's so cute！ Woman1： Do you think so？ I wasn't sure when she gave me the mirror. I mean， you don't t...
2018-12-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Christmas tree better
- Reasons Why a Christmas Tree Is Better Than a Woman" A Christmas tree doesn't care how many other Christmas trees you have had in the past. A Christmas tree doesn't care if you have an a...
2018-12-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Men writing the rules
- If Men Were to Rewrite "The Rules" Rule # 1 Anything we said six or eight months ago is inadmissible in an argument. All comments become null and void after seven days. Rule # 2 If we sa...
2018-12-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 网络中的英语广告术语
- Ad Views 广告浏览网上广告被用户下载的的次数，一般以一段时间来衡量。 Banner 网幅图象广告以GIF，JPG等格式建立的图象文件，定位在网页中，大多用来表现广告内容，同时还可使用Java等语言使其产生交互性，用Shockw...
2018-12-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 从一个西方英语笑话谈起
- 我同事的儿子小徐刚才给我发来一个英文笑话，他告诉我，这个笑话是他在国外一个著名幽默网站上看到的，内容不多，文字也很浅显，但看了好几遍，就是没看懂，所以他想请我看一看，然后告诉他这个笑话究竟是想说什么？于是我把这...
2018-12-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 英语顺口溜
- 英语中的俚语、口语或“顺口溜”很多，它们的意义，往往与字面意义不同，有时也不合文法的结构，所以正确了解和灵活使用，是学习英语者的难题之一。下面即是常见的一些，供读者参考。 1. to be（或become）fed up with（som...
2018-12-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 环球小姐用英文形容男性
- Miss Universe's Last Question环球小姐最后一题 Question： MS America， how do you describe a male organ in your country？ 问：美国小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。 MS america： Well， I can say that ma...
2018-12-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 男性英语 Mens English
- 你真的听懂了对方在说什么吗？有些时候潜台词和字面的意思正相反…… I'm hungry = I'm hungry. I'm sleepy = I'm sleepy. I'm tired = I'm tired. Do you want to go to a movie？ = I'd like to...
2018-12-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 女性英语 Womens English
- 你真的听懂了对方在说什么吗？有些时候潜台词和字面的意思正相反…… Yes = No. No = Yes. Maybe = No. I'm sorry = You'll be sorry. We need = I want. It's your decision = The correct...
2018-12-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 如何用英语形容“花花公子”
- “风流的男人”在英语是Don Juan，这是西班牙的人名，不过欧美人都常用来表示“风流”的人。到英美旅行时常听到的还是Casanovs或lady's man，但在英美的杂志上，还是常常用Don Juan形容“受女人喜欢的男人”，所以不妨...
2018-12-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 男性谈女孩英文用语
- 1. Hey， look at the chick over there.看看在那边的女孩。 Chick 这个字代表的就是女孩子，各位不要跟chic（时尚）这个字给搞混了。chick这个字念起来就像是chicken前面一部分？所以蛮好认的。一般而言chick 和gi...
2018-12-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 英美国家的"厕所"文化
- 这样一则笑话：一个外宾想上厕所，便对翻译说：“I wonder if I can go somewhere？”（我可以方便一下吗？）而翻译却把somewhere误解为“某处”，因而回答道“Yes， you can go anywhere in China.”（行，中国你哪儿都可以去。）外...
2018-12-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 英语方程式：爱情和工作
- Smart Man + Smart Woman = Romance聪明男人 + 聪明女人 = 浪漫爱情 Smart Man + Dumb Woman = Pregnancy聪明男人 + 愚蠢女人 = 婚外情 Dumb Man + Smart Woman = Affair愚蠢男人 + 聪明女人 = 离婚 ...
2018-12-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 趣味英语文摘:这些问题你想过吗
- Why the sun lightens our hair， but darkens our skin？ 为什么太阳能把头发晒浅，却能把皮肤晒黑？ Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed？ 为什么女人闭着嘴就不能上睫毛膏？ Why do...
2018-12-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 只有十三个
- "Johnny， name the fifty states，" instructed the teacher. "I can't， teacher" "Why， when I was your age I could name all the states，" She scolded. "Yeah， but then there were only thirteen，" an...
2018-12-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 我没有蛀牙/No Cavitie
- A smiling boy arrived home from a dental visit，"Hey mom，the dentist says I have no cavities. " His mom stared at him wide-eyed and quite surprised，"It's impossible ――you never brush your teeth...
2018-12-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 杯大小新解
- 大家都是知道胸罩有分罩杯的大小：A -Airport 这不用解释应该能懂吧！ B -Barely there 几乎不在那里 C -Can do 可以“用”。D -Damn good ：真他妈的好！ E -Ecstasy ：令人销魂！ F -Fake ：假的更多 英语笑话、英语小笑话、...
2018-12-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- An Energetic Wife
- Neighbor: I heard a big noise in front of your house last night. What happened to you? Husband: It was nothing. My wife was a bit cross， and threw my overcoat out of the window. Neighbor: Yo...
2018-12-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- I Can Go Home
- One day after school the teacher said to his students， "Tomorrow morning， if any one of you can answer my first question， I will permit him or her to go home earlier." The next day， when the te...
2018-12-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Where is the Bird
- I am having my lunch in a cafeteria. The food is far from delicious. But here is still quite crowded. In fact, every place that sells food is crowded at this time. There are more than thirty t...
2018-12-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 英语笑话一则
- Teacher: Now class, whatever I ask, I want you all to answer at once. How much is 6 plus 4？ Student: At once！ 老师：全班同学听着，不管我问什么，你们都要马上回答。6+4等于几？ 学生：马上。更多 英语...
2018-12-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 简短英语笑话一则
- Customer: Give me a hot dog. Waiter: With pleasure. Customer: No, with mustard. 顾客：来个热狗。 侍者：很高兴。 顾客：不要，加上芥末。 （注：英语中with pleasure是“很高兴”的意思。这位顾...
2018-12-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 你娶了我的U married mine
- Little boy: Daddy, I want to get married. Father jokingly said: Oh! Who did you have in mind？ Little boy：Grandma. Father: Wait a minute, you did not think I'd let you marry my mother, d...
2018-12-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 你是哪个？
- My two sisters and I were all away at various colleges at the same time. One day, after facing too many crisis and tired of being treated like just another undergraduate, I phoned home for som...
2018-12-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事
