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- Sir Richard Bacon
- Sir Richard Bacon tells the following amusing story in“ANava1 Scrap Book”：“On one occasion When my ancestor's husband was up country with his troops， dealing with someturbulent natives， a Fren...
2018-12-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Archbishop Tait
- Tait had a terrible fear that he would be struck one day with paralysis. On one occasion he was dining at the Duke of West minster's house and suddenly he became ghastly white. Laying down...
2018-12-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- The Emperor Of Russia
- The Emperor of Russia was once at a gathering in Pariswhen a collection was made for the poor. A very pretty Frenchgirl went to the Emperor and asked for a donation.He pulledout a twentyfranc...
2018-12-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Bishop Vaughan
- Bishop Vaughan was a man of great hospitality， and onone occasion when a conference of world delegates was beingheld in London， he asked a number of native clergy to call onhim. Mrs. Vaughan sat...
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- Before the Trouble Starts
- A man went into a bar， sat down， called the barman and said to him，“Give me a drink before the trouble starts.” The barman was busy with other people， so he did not say anything， but he gave t...
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- Pushing
- Salesman：“Yes，sir，of all our cars， this is the one we feelconfident and justified in pushing.” Prospective customer：“That's no good to me.I want one toride in.”更多 英语笑话、英语小笑话、英...
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- When Greek Meets Greek
- It is said among business men that it requires twelve Jews to cheat a Genoese； but twelve Genoese are not enough tocheat a Greek… Only one person， that I ever heard of， enjoys the not very envia...
2018-12-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- The RazorSeller
- A fellow in a markettown， Most musical， cried razors up and down，And offer'd twelve for eighteenpence： Which certainly seem'd wondrous cheap， And for the money quite a heap， As every man would bu...
2018-12-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- You Are Paying for It
- The butcher in the meat market was weighing up a roast when his customer observed，“Say， you're giving me a lot of bone there， aren't you？ “Oh， no，I'm not，” answered the butcher.“You're paying...
2018-12-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- To Bear False Witness
- A farmer who was a witness in a hog stealing case seemed to be stretching a point or two in favor of the accused.“Do you know the nature of an oath？”the prosecuting attorney roared. “Sure...
2018-12-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Have You Ceased Beating Your Wife？
- A story is told of a browbeating counsel，who habituallyendeavoured to terrorize his opponent's witnesses. One witness rather tended to preface his replies withlengthy explanations. “I wa...
2018-12-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Twenty Dollars
- “I shall have to give you ten days or $ 20，” said the judge. “I'll take the 20 dollars， Judge，” said the prisoner.更多 英语笑话、英语小笑话、英文笑话、英语幽默小故事，请继续关注 英语作文大全...
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- Tell Me When We Get There
- “Is this stop Bloomington？” an old lady asked the busdriver. “No， ma'am，” the driver replied. “Well， please till me when we get there，” she requested. “I'll do that，” promised the d...
2018-12-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Alcohol Stream
- We know a gentleman who， after a medical examina tionwas told by the doctor that he was in a pretty bad way.“Toolittle blood in your alcohol stream.”更多 英语笑话、英语小笑话、英文笑话、英语...
2018-12-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- A Local Anesthetic
- One night an injured man came to the hospital where I aman anesthesiologist. The surgical resident examined him andtold the patient he would be given a local anesthetic before thesu turing beg...
2018-12-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- A Cure for a Headache
- One day a man went into a chemist's shop and said， Have you anything to cure a headache？“ The chemist took a bottle from a shelf，held it under thegentle man's nose and took out the cork.The s...
2018-12-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- A Rural Lesson In Rhetoric
- Don't fire too high.Speak to men in language they understand.Ministers should remember not to fire over people's heads.Truth must be put in simple language，and illustra tedby metaphors familiar...
2018-12-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Greek
- Mr.Day was a teacher at a school in a big city in then orth of England.He usually went to France or Germany for afew weeks during his summer holidays，and he spoke Fren chand German quite well....
2018-12-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Nothing
- The letter was written by a father to his daughter： I'm using this time while I have nothing to do to let you know that I have nothing to say. People tend to look down at the word nothing...
2018-12-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 英文笑话:Irish
- An Irish guy gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed， sweating and panting. "What`s up ？" he says. "I`m h...
2018-12-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 英文笑话:Lipstick Remover
- While undressing for bed one night， ol' Bill notices something like a red rash around his penis. Alarmed， he thinks， "I can't let Hillary see this！"， and makes a point of getting to his doctor at B...
2018-12-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 英文笑话: TEN TEN TOP REASONS TO DATE AN ENGINEER
- 10.- The world does revolve around us…… we choose the coordinate system 9.- No "couple" enjoy a better "moment" 8.- We know how to handle stress and strain in a relationship 7.- We...
2018-12-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 英文笑话:Sex Guide
- Oral sex does not mean talking to each other A condom is not needed for when you are doing it alone Herpes is not the name of a Greek god. On the same note， oral contraception goes bey...
2018-12-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 英文笑话:Points 4 Man
- Joke：Points 4 Man One single rule applies： Make the woman happy. Do something she likes & you get points. Do something she dislikes & points are subtracted. You don't get any points...
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- 英文笑话:Big Spenders
- There was a couple who were big over-spenders. They always dreamed to spend holidays in Hawaii， but never able to save any money to do so. One day they came with an idea ―― each time they hav...
2018-12-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事
