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- 英汉双语笑话34
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Clever Thieves
Police: When can it be that the thieves broke into your house?
Owner: How could I know as my watch was stolen?
聪明的小偷
警察：你估计小偷是什么时候...
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- 英汉双语笑话36
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Impudent Questions
A little girl from the East Side was invited to a garden party given by a very aristocratic lady to a group of little East-Siders.
The little girl...
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- 英汉双语笑话35
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Letter of Recommendation
When Peters learned that he was being fired, he went to see the head of human resources. "Since I've been with the firm for so long," he said,...
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- 英语幽默
- Cat and Mice猫和老鼠
Mrs. Brown went to visit one of her friend and carried a small box with holes punched in the top.
"What's in your box?" asked the friend.
"A cat,"...
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- 英汉双语笑话37
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To be on the Safe Side
In a cinema during a performance one of the audience gets up, makes his way along the row of seats and goes out into the foyer. A few minutes la...
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- 英汉双语笑话40
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Not Knowing Her Well
Wife: Bill, the man in that house opposite always kisses his wife when he leaves in the morning and he kisses her again when he comes back in the...
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- 英汉双语笑话39
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Be Much Worse
Policeman: Why didn't you shout for help when you were robbed of your watch?
Man: If I had opened my mouth, they'd have found my four gold teeth. That...
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- 英汉双语笑话44
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Rope or Ox?
The man in the prison asked a new comer why he was sent there. The new comer answered: "I am out of luck, I think. A few days ago I was walking in the stre...
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- 英汉双语笑话43
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I am a Busy Man
One day a bunch of naughty children wanted to make fun of him and said to him:" There are birds' eggs on that tree. Won't you get them for us please? W...
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- 英汉双语笑话42
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What soldiers?
Wife: Dear! Take a look at those soldiers gawking at the lovely young girl passing by.
Husband: Soldiers? What soldiers?
什么士兵？
妻子：亲爱的！快看那...
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- 英汉双语笑话41
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Churchill and Bernard Shaw
Winston Churchill was Prime Minister of Great Britain during World War II. He was a fat and short man. George Bernard Shaw was a famous writ...
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- 英汉双语笑话38
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A Great Man
Teacher: Would Shakespeare be a great man if he were still alive today?
Student: Of course. He must be a great man, for so far nobody has lived to over 4...
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- 英汉双语笑话45
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I Could Do It Slower
Patient: What do you charge for pulling a tooth?
Dentist: Fifty dollars.
Patient: Fifty dollars for a couple of minutes' work?
Dentist: Well...
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- 英汉双语笑话47
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The New Baby
Mr．and Mrs．Taylor had a seven year old boy named Pat．Now Mrs．Taylor was expecting another child．
Pat had seen babies in other people's houses and had not lik...
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- 英汉双语笑话46
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A Silly Father
Mr. White was watching TV when his eight-year-old son came into the room. He cried, "Father, my grandpa just now slapped me in the face." Hearing that,...
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- 英汉双语笑话49
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Paddy
There was a small boy who had been given a little terrier for his very own，on which he bestowed the name of Paddy，and loved mightily．He was very saddened by the fac...
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- 英汉双语笑话48
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Limerick
There was a young lady of Niger，
Who smiled as she rode on a tiger．
They returned from the ride
With the lady inside
And the smile on the face of the ti...
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- 英汉双语笑话51
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A New Employee
Several weeks after a young man had been hired, he was called into the personnel director's office.
"What is the meaning of this?" the director asked....
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- 英汉双语笑话50
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On her return from school，little Dolly，aged ten，was pulled on to her Daddy's knee，and informed that the fairies had that day brought a big surprise a little baby brother．She...
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- 英汉双语笑话55
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The Astronaut Pen
During the heat of the space race in the 1960s, the U.S. National Aeronautics and Space Administration decided it needed a ball point pen to write in...
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- 英汉双语笑话54
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Frog
The science teacher lecturing his class in biology said, "Now I'll show you
this frog in my pocket." He then reached into his pocket and pulled out a
chicken...
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- 英汉双语笑话53
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Reason of Punishment
One day a little girl came home from school, and said to her mother, "Mommy, today in school I was punished for something that I didn't do."
The...
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- 英汉双语笑话52
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I am a Busy Man
One day a bunch of naughty children wanted to make fun of him and said to him:" There are birds' eggs on that tree. Won't you get them for us please? W...
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- 英汉双语笑话57
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Ashamed Soldier
Peter joined the army when he was eighteen, and for several months he was taught how to be a good soldier. He did quite well in everything except shoot...
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- 英汉双语笑话56
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Whose Son Is the Greatest
The mothers of four priests got together and were discussing their sons. "My son is a monsignor," said the first proud woman. "When he enters...
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