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- 几部幽默故事－出门在外(Classic Humor Stor
- My First and My Last第一次与最后一次
When George was thirty-five, he bought a small plane and learned to fly it. He soon became very good and made his plane do all kinds o...
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- 幽默故事
- When George was thirty-five, he bought a small plane and learned to fly it. He soon became very good and made his plane do all kinds of tricks.
乔治35岁时买了架小型飞机，并开...
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- 每日一笑（4.29）
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Who do you think you are? (你以为你是谁？)
The bus was crowded, and as one more man tried to get on, the passengers wouldn’t let him aboard.
“It is too crowded, “the...
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- free service
- Free Service
Tourist to Taxi driver:"How much is it to the Airport?"
Taxi driver:"That's five pounds twenty."
Tourist:And hoe much is it for the luggage?"
Taxi driver:"The...
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- hitting your son
- Little Tom broke his grandpa's glasses. The old man was so angry that he
hit Tom in the buttocks. Tom's father was unhappy but he could say nothing.
He thought for a while a...
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- DUI violation
- Late one night a police officer was patrolling a rowdy bar to anticipate possible DUI violations. At closing time, he saw a fellow tumble out of the bar, trip on the curb, a...
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- A "mud" marriage
- 这则笑话的韵意在于上司对自己婚姻的比喻，婚姻是一个mixture，而糟糕的婚姻是mud。
After his marriage broke up, my manager became very philosophical.
"I guess it was in our star...
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- Supplies or surprise
- Once a German, a Frenchman and a Japanese went to work on a mine hill.
Their boss is an American. He said to the German: "You look very strong, so you will be responsible...
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- This is my seat
- It was a woman's first time on a plane. She boarded the plane and found herself a window seat.
After she settled in, a man came over and insisted that she was in his seat....
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- The Mean Man's Party
- The Mean Man's Party
吝啬鬼的聚会
The notorious cheap skate finally decided to have a party. Explaining to a friend how to find his apartment, he said, "Come up to the fifth floor and...
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- 每日一笑(4.30)
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classical dialogue（经典对白）
同学们，明天就要考试了！
Test paper is locked in my drawer！Review your lessons carefully after going back home！
试卷就在我抽屉里锁着，回家要好好复习功课...
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- 每日一笑(5.1)
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wake up
A couple stopped talking to each other after a quarrel. However, the husband was worried about to catch up a meeting early next morning, so he wrote his wife a no...
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- 每日一笑(5.2)
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roast pig
A gentleman was invited for dinner. When he hurried there and sat down, he was happy to see a roast pig in front of his seat:"Not bad, I am next to the pig." Bu...
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- The reds or the greens
- The apples up in tree were looking down on the world.The first apple said,"look at
all those people fighting,robbing,rioting--no one seems willing to get along with
his fell...
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- 每日一笑(5.3)
- 呵呵，抱歉啊，今天跑出去玩，所以回来晚了。。。
从明天开始就由清风代发几天了哦，欢迎大家来支持哦。。。
Grandson
A well dressed young man demanded as soon as he entered the re...
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- How strange
- An old man lived in the country with his old wife. They never usaully went to town. But one day the old man needed to go to town. “ Darling”, he said to his old wife, “ I...
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- 北海大英雄-1-吹牛
- Son: Is it bad to drag,dad?
Father: Naw.It's essential!
Father: Kid,if you're going to be a Viking,you'll have to learn how to brag.You look the enemy in
the eye and do t...
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- 每日一笑（5.4）
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A Careless Barber
Barber: Were you wearing a red scarf when you came in?
Customer: No.
Barber: Oh, then I must have cut your throat.
粗心的理发员
理发员：你...
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- 每日一笑 (5.5)
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Big Surprise
Visitor: Is this a healthy place to live in?
Local yokel:Yes, sir. When I arrived here, I couldn't walk or
eat solid food.
Visitor: What was the matte...
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- 每日一笑 （5.6）
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Do You Have a Good Memory?
Wife: Do you have a good memory for faces?
Husband: Yes----why?
Wife: I just broke your shaving mirror.
你的记忆力好吗？
妻子：你对面孔是不...
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- Shy Guy
- A man really loved a woman, but he was just too shy to propose to her. Now he was up in his years and neither of them had ever been married. Of course, they dated about on...
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- 北海大英雄-2-男人应高于一切
- Father: I can't get any body to go plundering anymore.
Thor the terrible is baby-sitting...mean Max is shopping with his missue,and Eric's
wife won't let him...
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- 每日一笑 （5.7）
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I Had to Change It Twice
Judge: I don't understand why you broke into the same store
three nights in a row.
Prisoner: Well, Your Honor, I picked out a dress for my wi...
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- An clever old man
- An old man is well known in his country because he can predict the future. He knows what is going to happen. One day the king goes to see him with his son. The king asks the...
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- 北海大英雄-3-永远不能原谅她
- A: She was blonde and beautiful and I did every thing for her. I even had my hair cut for her…
B: What happened?
A: She ran away with the barber.
B: Figures…
B: Every man...
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