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- Does the dog understand Englis
- Does the dog understand English
One day ,i went to the restaurant with my foreigner friends.They are couples.
Well,we ordered the food and enjoyed .We just chatte...
2018-11-19 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Photographer
- The photographer for a national magazine was assigned to get photos of a great forest fire. Smoke at the scene was too thick to get any good shots, so he frantically called...
2018-11-19 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- TGIF vs SHIT
- A man met a blond in the elevator.
he greeted her: "T-G-I-F"
but got the reply: "S-H-I-T"
he was startled, but repeated "T-G-I-F"
again the reply was "S-H-I-T"
he was f...
2018-11-19 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 04.12 每日一笑
- Midway Tactics
Three competing store owners rented adjoining shops in a mall. Observers waited for mayhem to ensue.
The retailer on the right put up huge signs saying, "Gig...
2018-11-19 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 每日一笑(4.13)
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Early Shopper
It was Christmas and the judge was in a benevolent mood as he questioned the prisoner. "What are you charged with?" he asked.
"Doing my christmas shopping...
2018-11-19 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 猪还是女巫
- Pig or Witch
A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road. As they pass each other, the woman leans out of the window and...
2018-11-19 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 我知道上帝是谁了!
- I know who god is!
A boy says to her mother, "Mom, is God a man or woman?"
The mom thinks a while and says, "Well, son, God is both man and woman."
The son is confused, s...
2018-11-19 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 每日一笑(4.14)
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Three Whistles
I promised my girlfriend a gold necklace for her birthday, but when the jeweler quoted a price for one we liked, I let out a long, low whistle. "And how m...
2018-11-19 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 博得一笑：美国地名翻译，超级大搞笑
- 博得一笑：美国地名翻译，超级大搞笑
我觉得先前翻译外国地名时有点儿崇洋媚外，净拣好字儿往上贴，动不动就“美”呀，“英”呀，“德”呀什么的。人有先入之见，要是换上中性词，哪还有这么大的魅力？如...
2018-11-19 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 搞笑美国人电话留言精选
- 中国家庭并不常用电话答录机（Answering Machine),但在北美家庭，几乎家家都用。外来电话拨入时，若该电话号码的主人不在，就会让拨入者听到一段留言，这叫Answer。绝大多数的Answer都是千篇一律的...
2018-11-19 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- [笑话]林肯过生日
- 林肯过生日 Great Event
Teacher: What great event happened in 1809?
Little Willy: Abraham Lincoln was born.
Teacher: Correct. And what great event happened i...
2018-11-19 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- What is "B"
- A:Hi!I get A again.
B:Why I ofen get B?
A:I do it better than you.
B:No."B"is short of "best" 更多 英语笑话、英语小笑话、英文笑话、英语幽默小故事，请继续关...
2018-11-19 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 我要玩足球
- I Need Your Football
George knocked on the door of his friend's house. When his friend's mother answered he asked, “can Albert come out to play? ”
“ No,” said the moth...
2018-11-19 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 每日一笑(4.15)
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款待Treat
As a rookie in the Atlantic City, N.J., Police department, I was assigned a beat on the boardwalk. Hardly a day went by when I didn't come upon a child who had...
2018-11-19 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Too Clever
- A farmer who lived in a small village suffered from a severe pain in the chest. This never seeved to get any better, The farmer eventually decided that he would consult a do...
2018-11-19 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- an interesting answer
- long time ago, a man wanted to know a woman's age,he asked the woman,"how old are you,madam?"
the woman was very unhappy,she thought the man meant she was too old,so she ans...
2018-11-19 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 每日一笑(4.17)
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Bedtime Prayers
睡前祷告词
Julie was saying her bedtime prayers. “Please God,” she said, “Make
Naples the capital of Italy.”
Her mother interrupted and sa...
2018-11-19 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 小型家长会(Small PTA Meeting)
- Small PTA Meeting
A small boy was hurried to home after graduation ceremony. “Papa” the boy said, “quickly, there’s a small PTA meeting at school.”
“Well” replied the...
2018-11-19 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- A Tailar
- A man went to see his doctor one day because he was suffering from pains in his stomach. After the doctor had examined him carefully, he said to him,"Well,there's nothing re...
2018-11-19 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Quickies
- "I never would have married you if I knew how stupid you were!" shouted the woman to her husband!
The husband replied, "You should've known how stupid I was the minute I as...
2018-11-19 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- I’m Going to Let Chauffeur Ans
- A famous scientist was on his way to yet another lecture when his chauffeur offered an idea.”her ,boss ,I’v heard your speech so many time, l bet I could deliver it an...
2018-11-19 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- An Adult Decision
- The year befor my son turned 18,he constandly pleaded to be allowed to a tattoo,but I refused to sign permission for one .He argued that soon he would be a man and he should...
2018-11-19 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- The Attraction of the Map
- Mr.Smith taught English at a school. At the beginning of his lesson ,he liked to have one of his students give a report on any subject.when it was jack’s turn ,he told h...
2018-11-19 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 每日一笑(4.18)
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Does He Bite?
Reggie:We have got a new dog. Would you like to come around and play with him?
Ron: Well, I don't know---does he bite?
Reggie: That's what I want to find...
2018-11-19 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- two blind man
- two blind man went to the supermarket and bought forty pairs of socks, each person
had ten white pairs,ten black pairs , but on
their way home, they hit each other and the...
2018-11-19 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事
