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- 英文笑话：The Bait 把诱饵扔回海里
- A man and his wife were on a holiday.Theywent for a sail. Unfortunately the wife fell overboard and was drowned. The man asked the pier-master to let him know if her body wa...
2018-11-19 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 英文笑话：Chicken soup 鸡汤
- Joe was in the hospital and it was time for lunch. He looks at his lunch and says, "I don't like chicken soup, bring something else." The hospital worker said, "It's good fo...
2018-11-19 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- A joke
- The champion athlete in bed with a cold was told a temperature .
"How high is it ,doctor?" he wanted to know .
"A hundred and four".
"What is the world's record ?" ...
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- it was my dog!
- Did you see the accident ,sir ?
先生，你看到那个事故了吗？
Yes,I did,the driver of that car hit that post over there.
是的，我看到了，那辆车的司机接到那边的杆子上。
What happended?...
2018-11-19 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- An unlucky man
- Once Bernard Shaw was having a walk when some harum-scarum cyclist ran into him and Shaw fell to the ground. The cyclist was very sorry and came off his bike to help Shaw ge...
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- 搞笑无厘：用英语损人的30个短句
- 1. Playing with fire 找死
2. Pervert !变态、流氓
3. Brag ! 吹牛
4. Bullshit! 废话
5. Play dumb. 装傻
6. Shameless！无耻
7. Fighting one’s own.起...
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- Beautiful Joke
- An elderly woman walked into the Bank of Canada one
morning with a purse full of money. She wanted to open
a savings account and insisted on talking to the
president of the...
2018-11-19 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- a man has a parrot
- a man has a parrot. it is blue and green. it can speak like a man. every morning the man goes to talk with it . but the parrot does not say anything to him. then one morning...
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- Cat and Mice猫和老鼠
- Cat and Mice猫和老鼠
Mrs Brown went to visit one of her friend and carried a small box with holes punched in the top.
" What's in your box?" asked the friend.
"...
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- 开心一刻
- ——smoking is not allowed in this sompartment(车厢），sir.
——Am i smoking?
——But you have a pipe in your mouth?
——can that prove anything?you see.Ipur my deet in the shoe...
2018-11-19 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Day after Day
- Day after Day
A teacher was always so involved in the text being studied that he never looked up. He would call on a student for translation and explanation; and ?? w...
2018-11-19 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- peter and the dog
- peter was a ventriloquist . he worked in theatres and night clubs, but he wasn't very good, and one month he was out of work and hungry. then he found a dog on the street an...
2018-11-19 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- jack can't swim
- jack can't swim. a few days ago he fell into a river. he called for help. a boy jumped into the river and pulled him out.
"that boy saved your life",said his wife ."shouldn't we give him a pou...
2018-11-19 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- test yourself
- john puts two big baskets of grapes on his donkey and goes to sell them. at midday it is very hot ,so he stops at the foot of a big tree. there are several other men there ,...
2018-11-19 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- The Ability of the kangaroo
- The Ability of the kangaroo
The zoo built a special eight-foot-high enclosure （围墙） for its newly acquired kangaroo （袋鼠） , but the next morning the animal was found hop...
2018-11-19 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Message for the Boss
- Message for the Boss
A woman is approaching a very small Bistro. She calls the barkeeper and, when he is standing in front of her, she asks him in a very seductive way to...
2018-11-19 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- a panda bear
- a panda bear walks into a bar and orders something for lunch.when he finishes, he gets up to leave. suddenly, he pulls a gun and shoots the bar to pieces. he then goes towar...
2018-11-19 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- A beggar
- A young man who did not have much money was coming home by train one day. He gave his last few coins to a beggar(乞丐), but then he saw another...
2018-11-19 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Einstain and Charlie Chaplin
- Einstain was a great admirer of Charlie Chaplin's film.Once,in a letter to Chaplin,he said,"i admire you very much.Your film'Modern Time' everybody in the world can understa...
2018-11-19 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Cat and Mice
- Mrs Brown went to visit one of her friend and carried a small box with holes punched in the top.
" What's in your box?" asked the friend.
"A cat," answered Mrs Br...
2018-11-19 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Alcohol
- A father was trying to teach his young son the evils of alcohol.
He put one worm in a glass of water and another worm in a glass of whiskey.The worm in the water lived,w...
2018-11-19 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 双语幽默：Wedding night
- Wedding night, husband deep feeling of say to the wife:"Dear of, I love you, I swear hereafter can't certainly do a sorry your business, if I do, certainly encountering for...
2018-11-19 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 一个淘气的小男孩约翰尼
- One day, Johnny came home from school looking very sad.His mother asded,”What is wrong?”Out of his pocket(衣袋)Johnny took a note from the teacher that said,”Johnny has b...
2018-11-19 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Bring Me The Winner
- Bring Me The Winner
Once, a fellow went into a restaurant and ordered a two-pound lobster.
"Waiter," he said when his meal was placed before him, "this lobster has only on...
2018-11-19 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Saving Lives
- Saving Lives
At a pre-med university in St. Louis, we had to take a difficult class in physics. One day the professor was discussing a particularly complicated concept. A st...
2018-11-19 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事
