摘要: Mike: My aunt was very embarrassed when she was asked to take off her mask at the party.[阅读全文:]
摘要: The bus was crowded, and as one more man tried to get on, the passengers wouldn't let him aboard.[阅读全文:]
摘要: The master, to impress on his pupils the need of thinking before speaking, told them to count fifty before saying anything important, and one hundred if it was very important.[阅读全文:]
摘要: "If you refuse to marry me," he swore, "I shall die." She refused him.[阅读全文:]
摘要: Mr. White was watching TV when his eight-year-old son came into the room. He cried, "Father, my grandpa just now slapped me in the face."[阅读全文:]
摘要: A man was sitting in a bar with tears streaming down his face. A friend walked in and asked why he was so unhappy. The weeping one said,[阅读全文:]
摘要: "No," growled the quartermaster, "you can't have a new pair of shoes. The pair you have aren't worn out."[阅读全文:]
摘要: Patient: What do you charge for pulling a tooth? Dentist: Fifty dollars.[阅读全文:]