摘要: There was a wife who told her husband, "Last night I dreamed you bought me a mink coat and a diamond ring."[阅读全文:]
摘要: Mother (reprimanding her small daughter): You mustn't pull the cat's tail.[阅读全文:]
摘要: Customer: This lobster's only got one claw. Waiter: I guess he's been in a fight, sir.[阅读全文:]
摘要: At a dinner party a shy young man had been trying to think of something nice to say to his hostess. At last he saw his chance when she turned to him and remarked, "What a small appetite you have toni[阅读全文:]
摘要: Teacher: What's an abstract noun, Jane? Jane: I don't know, madam.[阅读全文:]
摘要: Jane loved Tony , but she worried about all the money he squandered when they went out together. "How can I stop Tony spending so much money on me?" She asked her mother.[阅读全文:]
摘要: A wealthy man lay critically ill. "There's only one thing that will save you," his doctor said. " A brain transplant. it's experimental and very expensive."[阅读全文:]
摘要: In a cinema during a performance one of the audience gets up, makes his way along the row of seats and goes out into the foyer. A few minutes later he returns and asks the man sitting at the head of t[阅读全文:]