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我是个忙人
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标签: 双语幽默 忙人 孩子 鸟蛋 靴子

摘要: One day a bunch of naughty children wanted to make fun of him and said to him:" There are birds' eggs on that tree. Won't you get them for us please? We can't climb up."[阅读全文:]

老虎来了
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标签: 英语幽默 老虎 丛林 朋友 耐克

摘要: Two guys were walking through the jungle. All of a sudden, a tiger appears from a distance, running towards them.[阅读全文:]

不算太坏
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标签: 英语笑话 太坏 美术展 鼓励

摘要: "Did you sell any of your paintings at the art show?"[阅读全文:]

五百遍
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标签: 英语幽默 五百遍 交通法庭 罚单 愿望

摘要: In the traffic court of a large mid-western city, a young lady was brought before the judge to answer a ticket given her for driving through a red light.[阅读全文:]

什么士兵?
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标签: 英语笑话 士兵 女郎 发呆

摘要: Wife: Dear! Take a look at those soldiers gawking at the lovely young girl passing by.[阅读全文:]

大手
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标签: 双语笑话 大手 橙子 老师 学生

摘要: Teacher: If I had seven oranges in one hand and eight oranges in the other, what would I have?[阅读全文:]

救人
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标签: 英语幽默 救人 大学 物理 概念

摘要: At a pre-med university in St. Louis, we had to take a difficult class in physics. One day the professor was discussing a particularly complicated concept.[阅读全文:]

让座
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标签: 双语笑话 让座 约翰 爸爸 大腿

摘要: Little Johnny says "Mom, when I was on the bus with Daddy this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady."[阅读全文:]

谁更满足?
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标签: 英语笑话 满足 美元 孩子

摘要: Who's better satisfied? A person with six children or a person with $6 million? Why?[阅读全文:]

丘吉尔和肖伯纳
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标签: 英语幽默 丘吉尔 萧伯纳 首相 饥荒

摘要: Winston Churchill was Prime Minister of Great Britain during World War II. He was a fat and short man. George Bernard Shaw was a famous writer. He was tall and lean. Both of them were humorists.[阅读全文:]