有趣的译文（不看后悔啊）

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>Dear Wang little sister:
>亲爱的王小姐：
>From see you one eye, i shit love you.
>自从看到你的第一眼，我便爱上了你。
>Your eyes close, I die;Your eyes open, i come to live.
>Your eyes close and open again and again, i die again and again.
>你的眼睛闭上，我就死了，你的眼睛打开，我又活过来，
>你的眼睛眨啊眨，我就死去活来。
>Maybe you do not remember me, no matter.
>When you carefully look at me, you will one see clock.
>也许你记不得我，没有关系，当你仔细看着我，你就会一见钟情。
>I call Li big great, Toyear 25
>我叫李大伟，今年25。（今天是today,所以今年就是toyear吧）
>My home have four mouth people-papa, mama, I and DD.
>我家里有四口人－爸爸、妈妈、我和弟弟。
>I am a good man, in a big company work.
>我是个好男人，在一家大公司上班。
>I do early f**k every day, so that I can have strong body to protect you.
>我每天都做早操，这样我会有强壮的身体来保护你。
>Please come to eat and sleep with me, or I will cut my hair to be a monk,
>and find a place where many monks live in to over my life.
>请嫁给我吧，否则我将削发为僧，找个庙来了此一生。（可能不知怎样翻译“嫁”吧
？）
>Like Your people
>喜欢你的人

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