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笑话习题簿11.1.19

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              In a cinema during a performance one of the audience gets up, makes his way along the row of seats and goes out into the foyer. A few minutes later he returns and asks the man sitting at the head of the row:
   "Excuse me, was it your foot I stepped on when I was going out a moment ago?"
   " Yes, but it doesn't really matter. It didn't hurt at all."
   "Oh, no, it isn't that. I only want to make sure that this is my row."
   在一家电影院里,一名观众在演出期间站了起来,沿着他那排位子走到休息室去了。几分钟后,他回到那排位子并问坐在首位的那位男士道:
   “对不起,请问我刚才出去的时候是踩着你的脚吗?”
   “是的,不过没什么关系,一点也不疼。”
   “噢,不,我不是这个意思。我只是想确认一下这是不是我的那排位子。”
练习:
你知道怎么样才不会在电影院迷路了?
答案:
多踩踩别人的脚~                                                   

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