笑话习题簿11.1.20

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            Jane loved Tony , but she worried about all the money he squandered when they went out together. "How can I stop Tony spending so much money on me?" She asked her mother.
   "Marry him!"
   简很爱托尼，但是当他们一起出去的时候，托尼总是大手大脚地花钱，这使简感到很不安。“我怎样才能不让托尼在我身上花那么多钱呢？”她问自已的母亲。
   “嫁给他！”
练习：
你知道原因么？
答案：
边际效应递减规律。

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