只要把那扇门关好乘务员说别的事我来搞定
A guard was about to signal his train to start when he saw an attractive girl standing on the platform by an open door, talking to another pretty girl inside the carriage.
"Come on, miss!" he shouted. "Shut the door, please!"
"Oh, I just want to kiss my sister goodbye," she called back.
"You just shut that door, please," called the guard, "and I'll see to the rest."
列车乘务员准备打信号发车时，看见有个迷人的姑娘还站在月台上，挨着敞开的车门，和另外一个在车厢里的漂亮姑娘说着话。
“赶紧地，小姐！”乘务员嚷着，“请关上门！”
“噢，我正要跟我妹妹吻别呢。”那姑娘应了一句。
“麻烦你，只要把那扇门关好，”乘务员说，“别的事我来搞定。”
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