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爱情宝典妙语连珠

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  1.在陷入情网的时候,有些人丢了头脑,另一些人丢了心。

  When falling in love, some lose their head, others lose their heart.

  2.幸福是良好的健康加上糟糕的记性。

  Happiness is good health and a bad memory.

  3.唯有爱可以把黑暗囚在波港湾里。

  Love is the only thing that holds the dark at bay.

  4.爱是两个人玩的双赢游戏。

  Love is a game that two can play and both win.

  5.爱不是从相互凝视之中获得的,倒是可以由同朝一个方向眺望而产生。这是生活给予我们的教训。

  Life has taught us that love does not consist in gazing at each other but in looking outward together in the same direction .

  6.一位父亲能为他的孩子做的最要紧的事是爱他们的母亲。

  The most important thing a father can do for his children is loving their mother.

  7.爱是无尽的宽恕,是惯常的温柔目光。

  Love is an act of endless forgiveness, a tender look which becomes a habit.

  8.人在爱中超越自我。

  To be in love is to surpass oneself.

  9.男人的爱情门户在眼睛,女人则是在耳朵。

  Love enters a man through his eyes; a woman through her ears.

  10. (对女人来说) 有三类男人:智慧的情人,尊荣的情人,势利的情人。

  There are three classes of men: lovers of wisdom, lovers of honor, lovers of gain.

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