相互吹捧相互忽悠--双语幽默笑话
one night a hotel caught fire, and the people who were staying in it ran out in their night clothes.
一天晚上，一家旅馆失火，住在这家旅馆里的人穿着睡衣就跑了出来。
two men stood outside and looked at the fire.
两个人站在外面，看着大火。
before i came out, said one, i ran into some of the rooms and found a lot of money. people don't think of money when they're afraid. when anyone leaves paper money in a fire, the fire burns it. so i took all the bills that i could find. no one will be poorer because i took them.
在我出来之前，其中一个说，我跑进一些房间，找到了一大笔钱。人在恐惧中是不会想到钱的。如果有人把纸币留在火里，火就会把它烧成灰烬，所以我把我所能找到的钞票都拿走了，没有人会因为我拿走它们而变得更穷。
you don't know my work, said the other.
你不知道我是干什么的，另一个说。
what is your work?
你是干什么的？
i'm a policeman.
我是警察。
oh! cried the first man. he thought quickly and said, and do you know my work? no, said the policeman.
噢！第一个人喊了一声，他灵机一动，说：那你知道我是干什么的？不知道。警察说。
i'm a writer. i'm always telling stories about things that never happened.
我是个作家，我总是爱编一些从未发生过的故事。
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