手表在哪里--双语幽默笑话
nurse: how do you feel after your operation?
护士：手术后你感觉怎样？
patient: quite alright, only i can feel two hearts beating inside me.
病人：十分好，只是我能感觉到我体内有两颗心脏在跳动。
nurse: no wonder the doctor who operated on you was looking for his watch everywhere just now.
护士：怪不得给你做手术的大夫刚才在到处寻找他的手表。
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