主人印象中的副校长--双语幽默笑话

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at a dinner party in the home of friends, our host mentioned his highschool alma mater（母校，校歌） . one of the guests asked him if he had been a student there at the same time as a particular vice principal.

在朋友家的一次宴会上，主人提起一位高中时的校友。一位客人问他读书期间，某位副校长是否也在职。

i sure was! answered the host. he's the biggest jerk i've ever met. did you know him too?

当然了，主人答道。他是我见过的最大的混蛋。你也认识他吗？

sort of, replied the guest. my mother married him last saturday.

有点认识，客人回答。我妈妈上周六嫁给了他。

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