Computer Joke(34)

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　　Things to do While Downloading A File On Your Computer：

　　・Buff your mouse pad

　　・Make a list of things to download

　　・Play a percussive beat on your thighs in time with your modem

　　・Count to 500 in“click”language

　　・Go outside and actually breathe fresh air（don‘t overdo！）

　　・Do a pushup for every blue bar on the progress meter

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