Computer jokes (2)
Computer jokes（二）
Computer terms- Texas Translation：
Log on： Making a wood stove hotter.
Log off： Don't add no more wood.
Monitor： Keeping an eye on the wood stove.
Download： Gettin' the farwood off the truck
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