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- 英汉双语笑话习题簿2011.5.16
- We attended the wedding of an acquaintance's son. Because we did not know the young man or his bride, we decided to send them a practical household gift, a fire extingui...
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- 英汉双语笑话习题簿2011.5.21
- After his beloved horse died, a man wanted to place an ad in the newspaper like this: Horse saddle and bridle for $50. Inadvertently（非故意地） the paper added a comma t...
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- 英汉双语笑话习题簿2011.5.20
- A lawyer and an engineer were fishing in the Caribbean. The lawyer said, "I'm here because my house burned down, and the insurance company paid for everything." "That...
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- 英汉双语笑话习题簿2011.5.23
- Mrs. Brown: Oh, my dear, I have lost my precious little dog! Mrs. Smith: But you must put an advertisement in the papers! Mrs. Brown: It's no use, my little dog...
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- 英汉双语笑话习题簿2011.5.22
- Tom: William has asked me for a loan of five pounds. Should I be doing right in lending it to him? Jack: Certainly. Tom: And why? Jack: Because otherwise he would try to bor...
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- 英汉双语笑话习题簿2011.5.25
- One day, John was back home after work. He found that his wife was shaking their daughter who was only half a year old. She said "Da-Dy" to the baby many times. John fel...
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- 英汉双语笑话习题簿2011.5.24
- Two roaches were munching on garbage in an alley when one engages a discussion about a new restaurant. "I was in that new restaurant across the street," said one. "...
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- 英汉双语笑话习题簿2011.5.27
- Rope or Ox? The man in the prison asked a new comer why he was sent there. The new comer answered: I am out of luck, I think. A few days ago I was walking in the st...
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- 英汉双语笑话习题簿2011.5.26
- Four best friends met at the hospital since their wives were giving births to their babies. The nurse comes up to the first man and says, "Congratulations, you got twins...
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- 英汉双语笑话习题簿2011.5.31
- A little old lady went to the grocery store to buy cat food. She picked up three cans and took them to the check out counter. The girl at the cash register said, "I'...
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- 英汉双语笑话习题簿2011.5.30
- A newspaper organized a contest for the best answer to the question: "If a fire broke out in the Louvre, and if you could only save one painting, which one would yo...
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- 英汉双语笑话习题簿2011.5.29
- Recently, a man walked into my barbershop asking how much for a haircut. "Eight dollars," I answered. "And for a shave?" "Five dollars." "...
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- 英汉双语笑话习题簿2011.5.28
- A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a park one morning. Suddenly, the brunette notices a dead bird. "Awww, look at the dead birdie," she says sadly. The b...
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- 英汉双语笑话习题簿2011.6.2
- Where is the egg?Teacher:Can you make a sentence with the word "egg"?Student:Yes.I ate a piece of cake yesterday.Teacher:Then where is the “egg"?Student:In the cake,Sir.鸡...
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- 英汉双语笑话习题簿2011.6.1
- A little old lady goes to the doctor ... and says, "Doctor, I have this problem with gas, but it doesn't really bother me too much. They never smell and are always silen...
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- 英汉双语笑话 习题簿 几盏灯
- In England nobody under the age of eighteen is allowed to drink in a public bar． Mr． Thompson used to go to a bar near his house quite often，but he never took his son，To...
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- 英汉双语笑话习题簿 Fried chicken 2011.6.3
- In class the teacher showed pictures of various birds. Then he asked one of the students, "What kind of bird do you like best, Jack?" Jack thought a moment, then...
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- 英汉双语笑话 习题簿 a man who said no
- A friend of mine noticed a man staggering about in the Times Square subway station. A well-dressed Wall Street type, his coat was unbuttoned, a briefcase dangled from hi...
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- 英汉双语笑话 习题簿 难解的题
- It's a Puzzlement I asked a colleague of mine how he liked the shirt his daughter had given him as a gift. "The color and the design are nice," he said. "But the sleeves ar...
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- 英汉双语笑话习题簿 在开车
- Father: I promised to buy you a car if you passed your examination, and you have failed. What were you doing last term? Son: I was learning to drive a c...
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- 英汉双语笑话习题簿 年轻人的忠告
- A bit of advice for those about to retire. If you are only 65, never move to a retirement community. Everybody else is n their 70s, 80s, or 90s. So when something ha...
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- 双语 笑话 退后三英里
- A farmer and his son, traveling by horse and buggy up a narrow lane, met a motorist going the other way. There was no room to pass for two miles in either direction. The...
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- 双语 笑话 热胀冷缩
- TWO： Teacher：We all know that beat causes an object to expand an cold cauese it to contract. Now，can anyone give me a good example? John：Well ，in the summer the days are long，and...
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- 英汉双语笑话 结婚多少钱
- A little kid fell in love with another little kid, a school mate. Sometimes the kids think they fall in love when they have a crush on someone else in the class, when th...
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- 英汉双语笑话习题簿
- Tom is a little boy, and he is only seven years old. Once he goes to a cinema. It is the first time for him to do that. He buys a ticket and goes in. But after two or th...
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