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- 英汉双语笑话习题簿11.4.22
- One day, Tim's mathematics teacher looked at his homework and saw that he had got all his sums right. The teacher was very pleased-and rather surprised. He called Tim...
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- 英汉双语笑话习题簿11.4.25
- Late one night at the insane asylum (疯人院）one inmate shouted, "I am Napoleon!”Another one said, "How do you know?" The first inmate said, "God told me!" Just t...
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- 英汉双语笑话习题簿11.4.24
- 看看笑话，smile ~smile~ One of the most tactful men he ever knew”,a California manufacturer says,“was the man who fired me from my very first job.He called me in and said...
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- 英汉双语笑话习题簿11.4.27
- Cat chasing a mouse was, into a flower shop. Mouse found Molugetao, comfortable Picking up a bouquet of roses when weapons, as strong resistance. Cat 1:00 shocked, i...
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- 英汉双语笑话习题簿11.4.26
- Mary was so disgusted at her husband's cigarette smoking that she complained to him one day. 'I hope that all the cigarette factories will catch fire som...
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- 英汉双语笑话习题簿2011.5.1
- A married couple went to the hospital together to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a port...
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- 英汉双语笑话习题簿2011.4.30
- Poet: I hope you've received the little volume of poems I sent you. Woman: Oh, yes. It's very nice. I wonder where I've put it?Her son: It's under the leg of the table, Mom,...
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- 英汉双语笑话习题簿2011.4.29
- The patient is adamant. "Doc, I need a liver transplant, a kidney transplant, a heart transplant, a cornea transplant, a spleen transplant, a pancreas trans. . ." "What...
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- 英汉双语笑话习题簿2011.4.28
- Really important foreign language Once, a large rats and mice in a small Dongwai Walking. Suddenly, a cat blocked entrance, rear its ugly plunged. Desperately...
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- 英汉双语笑话习题簿2011.5.2
- A burglar has just made it into the house he's intending ransacking, and he's looking around for stuff to steal. All of a sudden, a little voice pipes up, "I can see you...
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- 英汉双语笑话习题簿2011.5.4
- "Oh, my poor man," exclaimed the kind old lady， "It must be dreadful to be lame. But it would be much worse if you were blind." "You're absolutely right," said th...
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- 英汉双语笑话习题簿2011.5.3
- A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He takes his first sip and sets it down. While he is looking around the bar, a monkey swings down and steals the pint of beer f...
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- 英汉双语笑话习题簿2011.5.8
- One evening，in the midst of dinner preparation，our 10 yearold daughter asked，“Mom my， what's puberty？”My wife was rushed at the moment，so she suggested that Peggy look u...
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- 英汉双语笑话习题簿2011.5.7
- The bus was crowded, and as one more man tried to get on, the passengers wouldn't let him aboard. "It's too crowded," they shouted. "What do you think you are?" ...
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- 英汉双语笑话习题簿2011.5.6
- At the mall, my wife and I picked up some hardware items, including a handsaw. We were heading back to the car when we passed a steakhouse. Let's try it. " my wife s...
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- 英汉双语笑话习题簿2011.5.5
- There was once a wife so jealous that when her husband came home one night and she couldn't find hairs on his jackets she yelled at him, "Great, so now you're cheating o...
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- 英汉双语笑话习题簿2011.5.10
- When my son was a hign-school sophomore, he got a part-time job sacking groceries at a supermarket. He came home all smiles. "How was your first day?" I asked....
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- 英汉双语笑话习题簿2011.5.9
- Two brothers, Herbert and James, lived with their mother and a cat named Edgar. James was particularly attached to the cat, and when he had to leave town for several day...
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- 英汉双语笑话习题簿2011.5.12
- Mother rats suspected her husband has an affair, she bushes adjacent to the track her husband. While, a hedgehog from the holes drilled out. Mother rats Yezhu a hedgehog...
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- 英汉双语笑话习题簿2011.5.11
- Once, a large rats and mice in a small Dongwai Walking. Suddenly, a cat blocked entrance, rear its ugly plunged. Desperately running rats, cats feel like work on the rec...
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- 英汉双语笑话习题簿2011.5.15
- Mother: Mary, why do you yell and scream so much? Play quietly like Eddie. See, he doesn't make a sound. Mary: Of course he doesn't. Mom, it's part of the game we ar...
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- 英汉双语笑话习题簿2011.5.14
- It was at a five o’clock tea． A young man came to the hostess to apologize for his lateness． “So good of you to come， Mr．Jones，and where is your brother？” “You see we're...
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- 英汉双语笑话习题簿2011.5.19
- A man took a pair of shoes to a shoe repair shop and said to the shoemaker, "I'd like you to repair these shoes for me, please." "Certainly, sir," the shoemaker said...
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- 英汉双语笑话习题簿2011.5.18
- Rats to the benefit of, see also Xiong, did not Qisheng, bears saw a rat, and said: "You do not Picking out?" To the rats Chisuo not language. Xiong asked: "Picking out...
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- 英汉双语笑话习题簿2011.5.17
- One evening I drove my husband's car to the shopping mall. On my return, I noticed that how dusty the outside of his car was and cleaned it up a bit.When I finally ent...
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