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- 英汉双语笑话习题簿11.4.10
- Geoffrey says to his father （who is looking at his son’s report card）. "So I don’t get the highest marks in the class, do you get the highest salary in the office?" ...
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- 英汉双语笑话习题簿11.4.11
- "How did you make your fortune?" "I became the partner of a rich man.He had the money and I had the experience." "How did that help?" "Now he has the experie...
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- 笑话习题簿12.22
- One stupid guy reads an ad about a vacation cruise that costs only $ 100.After he signs up and pays, the travel agent hits him with a bat, knocks him unconscious and throw...
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- 笑话习题簿12.23
- No matter which girls he brought home, the young man found disapproval from his mother. A friend gave him advice."Find a girl just like your mother -- then, she's bo...
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- 笑话习题簿12.24
- While on a trip, Mom realized that she had forgotten a present for Dad's birthday. "That's okay," he said, "The only thing I want is for you to love, honor and obey." Mo...
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- 笑话习题簿12.25
- Nurse: How do you feel after your operation? Patient: Quite alright, only I can feel two hearts beating inside me. Nurse: No wonder the doctor who operated on yo...
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- 笑话习题簿12.26
- At a court the judge is interrogating a mugger but gets into difficulty because the mugger is a foreigner who doesn't speak English. "Don't you speak English at all?" th...
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- 笑话习题簿12.27
- On Christmas Eve Santa Claus met an honest politician and a kind lawyer while riding up in an elevator of a very exclusive hotel. Just before the doors opened the thr...
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- 笑话习题簿12.28
- A man is so addicted to gambling that he often comes home late. His wife never stops railing at him. Once he is detained at his office and comes home late. His wife accu...
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- 笑话习题簿12.30
- A lady went to a hat shop to buy a hat. As she was very fussy, it took her a long time to pick on one. Already at the end of his patience the salesman was afraid tha...
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- 笑话习题簿12.31
- A: Which do you find more important, money or friends?B: Friends, of course. A: Why? B: I can always borrow money from friends. 甲：你认为钱和朋友哪一个更重要？ 乙：当然是朋...
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- 笑话习题簿01.01
- Father: well, Tom, I asked to your teacher today, and now I want to ask you a question. who is the laziest person in your class? Tom: I don't know, father. Father: oh, y...
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- 笑话习题簿11.1.2
- Son: Why are hen's legs so short? Dad: You're a fool. If the hen's legs were too long, wouldn't they drop their eggs into pieces when laying? 儿子：为什么母鸡的腿这么短呢？ 父亲...
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- 笑话习题簿11.1.3
- One day after school the teacher said to his students, "Tomorrow morning, if any one of you can answer my first question, I will permit him or her to go home earlier....
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- 笑话习题簿11.1.4
- Miles sometime went to the barber's during working hours to have his hair cut. But this was against the office rules: clerks had to have their hair cut in their...
2018-11-23 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 经典国产电影英语译名大晒台
- 《霸王别姬》=《Farewell My Concubine》——再见了，我的小老婆 《东邪西毒》=《Ashes of Time》——时间的灰烬（这个译名意味深长，无论你是东邪还是西毒，武功再高还不是最后都...
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- 笑话习题簿11.1.5
- Two old friends got together after many years and soon fell to discussing their husbands' faults. "We've been married fifteen years," one woman said, "and every...
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- 笑话习题簿11.01.06
- The suspicious-looking man drove up to the border, where he was greeted by a sentry. When the guard looked in the trunk, he was surprised to find six sacks bulging...
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- 笑话习题簿11.1.7
- Mike: My aunt was very embarrassed when she was asked to take off her mask at the party. Mary: Why was that? Mike: She wasn't wearing one. 麦克：一次舞会上，当大...
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- 笑话习题簿11.1.8
- A society youth writes ironically to the young lady in the case：“Dear Miss Smith， perhaps you remember I proposed to you last night， and I do not now recall whether you s...
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- 笑话习题簿11.1.9
- Police: When can it be that the thieves broke into your house? Owner: How could I know as my watch was stolen? 警察：你估计小偷是什么时候进入你家的？ 失主：我的手...
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- 笑话习题簿11.1.10
- Little Johnny says "Mom, when I was on the bus with Daddy this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady." "Well, you've done the right thing," says Mommy ...
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- 笑话习题簿11.1.11
- Younger Scout: How can I tell the difference between a mushroom and a toadstool? Older Scout: Just eat one before you go to bed. If you wake up the next morning...
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- 笑话习题簿11.1.12
- Larry and Harry drove 500 miles to go fishing. They paid a huge sum to rent a cabin, a similar about to rent a boat. They fished for three days and caught only one...
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- 笑话习题簿11.1.13
- When Peters learned that he was being fired, he went to see the head of human resources. "Since I've been with the firm for so long," he said, "I think I deserve at...
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