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- What soldiers? 英汉双语笑话
- What soldiers?Wife: Dear! Take a look at those soldiers gawking at the lovely young girl passing by.Husband: Soldiers? What soldiers?什么士兵？妻子：亲爱的！快看那些士兵，他们看经过...
2018-11-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 节约的父亲 英汉双语笑话
- When we got our long-distance phone bill,we found that our daughter,Cathy,had been making 60-minute calls to a boyfriend away at college.“From now on,”her father said...
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- Good Points and Bad Points 优缺点 英汉双语笑话
- "This house," said the real-estate salesman, "has both its good points and bad points. To show you I'm honest, I'm goint to tell you about the disadvantage - there is a...
2018-11-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- A Dying Man's Favorite Cookies 11.21
- A Dying Man's Favorite Cookies
An elderly man lay dying in his bed. In death's agony, he suddenly smelled the aroma of his favorite chocolate chip cookies wafting up the stairs. He gathered...
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- Coincidence 巧合 英汉双语笑话
- A woman was singing. One of the guests turned to a man by his side and criticized the singer. "What a terrible voice!" he said. "Do you know who she is?" "Yes," was the answ...
2018-11-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- The World's Greatest Swordsman 英汉双语笑话
- At an exhibition of the world's best swordsman, the third-place fencer took the stage. A fly was released, and with an arc of his sword he cut the fly in half. The crowd cheered. Then the second-...
2018-11-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Such a Long Dog（如此长的狗） 英汉双语笑话
- Such a Long Dog（如此长的狗） 英汉双语笑话Once there was a blind. One day when he was walking, he stepped the head of the dog who was sleeping. The dog barked for a while. The b...
2018-11-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 水果游戏 英汉双语笑话
- Three men who were lost in the forest were captured by cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could live if they pass a trial. The first step of th...
2018-11-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Go ahead. 英汉双语笑话
- 英语笑话(一) 老师在黑板上写了一句:Time is money.并让同学们翻译。有名学生答道:“汤姆是玛丽。” 小明上英文课时跟老师说:May I go to the toilet? 老师说:Go ahead.小明就...
2018-11-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 别无选择 英汉双语笑话
- 别无选择 英汉双语笑话 One day,Eve asked Adam,"Doyou really love me?" Adam said helplessly,"Do I have any other choice?" 一天,夏娃问亚当:"你当真爱我吗?" 亚当无可...
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- It is very fast! 英语笑话
- 英语笑话 一位来自日本的旅客,坐出租车去机场的路上,看到一辆汽车经过,就说:“oh,TOKOTA!Made in Japan! It is very fast!”又有一辆经过,他又说: “oh,NISSAN!Made in Japan! It...
2018-11-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 我没有在听 英汉双语笑话
- I Wasn't Listening Mother asked her little daughter who was reading a book. "What are you reading, dear?" "I don't know." the little girl answered. "You don't know? But you...
2018-11-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 我没有睡着 I wasnt asleep 英汉双语笑话
- When a group of women got on the car, every seat was already occupied. The conductor noticed a man who seemed to be asleep, and fearing he might miss his stop, he nudged him...
2018-11-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 双语笑话 Three lawyers and three engineers
- Three lawyers and three engineers were traveling by train to the same meeting. At the station, the lawyers each buy a ticket but the engineers buy just one. When asked w...
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- 英汉双语笑话习题簿11.4.13
- Some years ago, my dad, an attorney, took me to a fancy restaurant in Now York City. When the bill arrived, there was a $1.50 charge for bread and butter. Dad...
2018-11-24 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 英汉双语笑话习题簿11.4.12
- A child on Christmas time asked for some paper and crayons in order to draw a crib. Eventually the artistic masterpiece was displayed for parental app...
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- 英汉双语笑话习题簿11.4.15
- After burying his mother nine months earlier, a client of the local mortuary finally had enough money to purchase the expensive coffin he'd originally wante...
2018-11-24 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 英汉双语笑话习题簿11.4.14
- A new restaurant opened in our town, so my husband, Walter, and I decided to try it. As the waitress took our order, Walter asked if the coffee was fresh. "I'm sure it i...
2018-11-24 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 英汉双语笑话习题簿11.4.17
- Our manager at the restaurant where I worked was a much beloved, jovial man. But there was one subject you didn't dare discuss in front of him -- his height. Or, should...
2018-11-24 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 英汉双语笑话习题簿11.4.16
- My father, who was 14 years old than my mother, had been working on his will. At a family dinner he told us that he had provided well for mother, but t...
2018-11-24 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 英汉双语笑话习题簿11.4.21
- Father: Jack, why do you drink so much water? Jack: I have just had an apple, Dad. Father: What"s that got to do with it? Jack: I forgot to wash the apple....
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- 英汉双语笑话习题簿11.4.20
- Our co-worker went missing for a few hours, and we tore up the place looking for him. The boss finally found him fast asleep. Rather than wake him, he quietly placed...
2018-11-24 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 英汉双语笑话习题簿11.4.19
- There once was a bear and a rabbit that hated each other. One day, they found a genie（神） in a lamp who said he would grant them each three wishes. The bear went first and...
2018-11-24 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 英汉双语笑话习题簿11.4.18
- The Brain Surgeon was about to perform a brain transplant. "You have your choice of two brains," he told the patient, "For $1000 you can have the brain of a psychologist...
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- 英汉双语笑话习题簿11.4.23
- Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked, "What happened?" "A kid bit me," replied Ivan. "Would you recognize him if you saw him again?" asked his mo...
2018-11-24 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事
