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- 英汉双语笑话习题簿11.3.16
- Proctor（exceedingly angry）：“So you confess that this unfortunate freshman was carried to this frog pond and drenched？Now what part did you take in this disgraceful affair？”...
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- 英汉双语笑话习题簿11.3.17
- During the doctor's periodic visit to my elderly mother, I told him that Mother would be celebrating her 98th birthday in few days. Delighted by the news, he bent down a...
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- 英汉双语笑话习题簿11.3.18
- My five-year-old son was not picking up his toys while I was preparing dinner as I had asked him. When I inquired why he wasn't doing his chores, he said that he didn't...
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- 英汉双语笑话习题簿11.3.19
- Mom was very proud that she'd lost ten pounds. On the way to the store with my husband and me she talked of little else. We dropped her off in the lingerie department, b...
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- 英汉双语笑话习题簿11.3.20
- A man was selling medicines at a fair. At first he sold bottles of a cure for colds for just a dollar a bottle. Many people wanted to buy it and the man's young assi...
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- 英汉双语笑话习题簿11.3.21
- A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary. Their domestic tranquillity* had long been the talk of the town. A local newspaper reporter was inquiring...
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- 英汉双语笑话习题簿11.3.22
- Fat man and a skinny man were arguing about who was the more polite. The skinny man said he was more polite because he always tipped his hat to ladies. But the fat ma...
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- 英汉双语笑话习题簿11.3.23
- 一个新西兰男人以超过法定速度的两倍开车而被拘,他的理由是需要加大油门好让风吹干他的汽车。37岁的罗杰·丹尼尔以每小时120公里的速度在限速50公里的新西兰北部城镇璜加雷一带开车...
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- 英汉双语笑话习题簿11.3.24
- A: I have the perfect son. B: Does he smoke? A:No, he doesn't. B: Does he drink whiskey? A:No, he doesn't. B: Does he ever come home late? A:No,...
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- 英汉双语笑话习题簿11.3.25
- Our son, at age of five, had a fascination for motorcycles. The sight of one would always bring forth squeals of delight, accompanied by excited remarks of "Look at that...
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- 英汉双语笑话习题簿11.3.26
- 美国一些比较幽默的说法也许在日常生活中不是那么常见， 但如果在适当的时机使用，必可收画龙点睛之效。 1. Is she big-boned? 她是不是很魁梧啊? Big-bone看字面解释就知道是指骨...
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- 英汉双语笑话习题簿11.3.27
- 1. Do you go out with your gun loaded? 你要带著你上膛的枪出门吗? 此枪非彼枪。大家应该知道我指的是什么样的 "枪", 这句也是我去看Something about Mary这部电影时学到的...
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- 英汉双语笑话习题簿11.3.28
- A guard was about to signal his train to start when he saw an attractive girl standing on the platform by an open door, talking to another pretty girl inside the carria...
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- 英汉双语笑话习题簿11.3.29
- Once two hunters went hunting in the forest. One of them suddenly fell down by accident. He showed the whites of his eyes and seemed to have ceased breathing. The oth...
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- 英汉双语笑话习题簿11.3.30
- Wife:You see.According to te statistics on the paper,80% of those who have died of liver cancer have drunk alcohol. Husband:It/'s okey. To my investigation,all Thespeopleeat...
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- 英汉双语笑话习题簿11.3.31
- Talking on the TelephoneEach Sunday the minister called the children to the front of the church while he told them a story. Once he brought a telephone to better i...
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- 英汉双语笑话习题簿11.4.1
- An instructor in chemical warfare asked soldiers in his class: "Anyone knows the formula for water?" "Sure. That's easy," said one man. "What is it?" "H, I, J,...
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- 英汉双语笑话习题簿11.4.2
- Mr. Brown was reading his evening paper when there came a tremendous banging down the stairs. He jumped up, ran to the hall, and discovered his schoolboy son sprawled on...
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- 英汉双语笑话习题簿11.4.3
- One day a visitor from the city came to a small rural area to drive around the country roads, see how the farms looked, and perhaps to see how farmers earned their livi...
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- 英汉双语笑话习题簿11.4.4
- Go Barefoot In secondary school, I was always self-conscious about my height. Once I was asked out by a life-guard. I had never really stood next to him and didn't k...
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- 英汉双语笑话习题簿11.4.5
- Will and Bill were quarrelling about whose father was the stronger. Will said, "Well, you know the Pacific Ocean ? My father's the one who dug the hole for it."...
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- 英汉双语笑话习题簿11.4.6
- The six-year-old John was terribly spoiled . His father knew it, but his grandma doted on him. He hardly left her side. And when he wanted anything, he either cried or t...
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- 英汉双语笑话习题簿11.4.7
- Younger Scout: How can I tell the difference between a mushroom and a toadstool? Older Scout: Just eat one before you go to bed. If you wake up the next morning, it...
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- 英汉双语笑话习题簿11.4.8
- Professor: When is your birthday? Kid: May 30. Professor: Which year? Kid: Every year. 教授：你的生日是什么时候？ 孩子：5月30日。 教授：哪一年？ 孩子：每...
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- 英汉双语笑话习题簿11.4.9
- 有个人不小心撞了一个外国人。 他：I'm sorry 外:I'm sorry ,too. 他:I'm sorry ,three 外:What are you sorry for ? 他:I'm sorry ,five...
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