-
- 双语 笑话 十块糖
- Mother asks her son, “Jim, if you have ten candies, and you eat four, then how many candles do you have?” “Ten.” Jim says. “Then,” Mother asks. “Yes, Mum. F...
2018-11-24 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 双语 笑话 救火
- Mr．Brown was busy writing letters in his room when his servant，a very stupid boy， rushed hastily into his master's room and shouted loudly in an excited voice，“Fire，Fire！The...
2018-11-24 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 双语 笑话 Are Flies Yummy?
- Tony and his father are eating dinner. Suddenly Tony asks his father, “Dad, are flies yummy?” Dad frowns and says, “No, I think it’s yucky. Why do you ask me this qu...
2018-11-24 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 双语 笑话 Count Tomorrow Morning
- Count Tomorrow Morning It’s a right. John is looking at the sky. Tom is John’s younger brother. He asks John “What are you doing?” John says, “I’m counting stars.”...
2018-11-24 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 英汉双语笑话 I LOST 我输了
- It was at a five o’clock tea． A young man came to the hostess to apologize for his lateness． “So good of you to come， Mr．Jones，and where is your brother？” “You see we're very...
2018-11-24 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 双语 笑话 你知道我是谁吗？
- One night a hotel caught fire, and the people who were staying in it ran out in their night clothes.Two men stood outside and looked at the fire.Before I came out, said one,...
2018-11-24 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 英汉双语笑话 One Engine Left
- A 747 was halfway across the Atlantic when the captain got on the loud speaker, "Attention, passengers. We have lost one of our engines, but we can certainly reach Lon...
2018-11-24 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 双语 笑话 我不需要再偷了
- The owner of a large department store went over hisbooks and discovered that his most trusted employee had stolenover a million dollars from the firm．“I want no scandal，...
2018-11-24 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 吝啬鬼请客
- The notorious cheap skate finally decided to have a party. Explaining to a friend how to find his apartment, he said, "Come up to 5M and ring the doorbell with your elb...
2018-11-24 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 英汉双语笑话 Roses for My Wife
- On the way home one night, I spotted some fresh-cut roses outside a florist's shop. After selecting a dozen and entering the shop, I was greeted by a young saleswoma...
2018-11-24 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 英汉双语笑话—这头牛认为自己是匹马
- When Regina Mayer's parents dashed her hopes of getting a horse, the resourceful 15-year-old did not sit in her room and sulk. Instead, she turned to a cow called Luna t...
2018-11-24 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 双语 笑话 Talking on the Telephone
- Each Sunday the minister called the children to the front of the church while he told them a story. Once he brought a telephone to better illustrate the idea of prayer....
2018-11-24 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 英汉双语笑话—歌德的容忍
- Goethe's Tolerance Goethe was once strolling on a narrow path in a park in Weimar. As luck would have it, he met with a critic who was hostile to him. Both of them stoppe...
2018-11-24 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 英汉双语笑话—三个牧师
- Three pastors in the south were having lunch in a diner. One said, You know, since summer started I’ve been having trouble with bats in my loft and attic at ch...
2018-11-24 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 英汉双语笑话——Talking clock
- Talking clock 会说话的钟 While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the way into the den. "What is the big brass gong and hammer for?"...
2018-11-24 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 双语 笑话 ——修车
- A woman got a dent in her car and took it in to the repair shop. The repairman decided to have a wee bit of fun. So he told her all she had to do was to take it home...
2018-11-24 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 英汉双语笑话—star brother
- The teacher to small doodle said: dudu! Have you everton-star brother? Doodle suddenly toward their pants blocked.. Then frowned on teacher say: the teacher. I ca...
2018-11-24 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 英汉双语笑话——好孩子
- John is not a “good” student. He always sleeps in the class. Today he sleeps again. “John!” Teacher says angrily. “What? What’s wrong?” John is awaken....
2018-11-24 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 英汉双语笑话——死鸟
- A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a park one morning.Suddenly, the brunette notices a dead bird. "Awww, look at the dead birdie," she says sadly. The blond...
2018-11-24 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 英汉双语笑话——理查德·萨维奇的一生
- The English author，Richard Savage，was once living inLondon in great poverty．In order to earn a little money he hadwritten the story of his life，but not many copies of t...
2018-11-24 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 世界上最伟大的击剑手（英汉双语笑话）
- The World's Greatest Swordsman At an exhibition of the world's best swordsman, the third-place fencer took the stage. A fly was released, and with an arc of his sword...
2018-11-24 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 双语 笑话 A drunk
- A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car. "They've stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, even the brake pedal!" he cried out. Ho...
2018-11-24 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 让人捧腹的英语文化陷阱~You have matches 07.06
- 最近我有一次机会登上一艘豪华游轮观光。一次，我在酒吧台拿了两杯鸡尾酒回房间享受，途中遇到一位女士，她看看我后笑着说：“You have matches?”我一愣，回答说：“很抱歉，我十五年前就戒烟了，所...
2018-11-24 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 双语 笑话 好朋友
- Jack and Ben are good friends. One day, they explore a forest together. When they go deep into the forest, suddenly they hear a sound. “What’s that? The sound is so terr...
2018-11-24 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 双语 笑话 惯性
- Teacher: Where is South America? Pupil: I don't know。 Teacher: Where is Greenland? Pupil: I don't know。 Teacher: Where is Bulgaria? Pupil: I don't know...
2018-11-24 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事
