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- 双语幽默：a dissolute husband
- What a world of pathos in this： A barren room，illkempt children，a worn out patient wife，a dissolute husband，and weak． “Mary， you ought to have married a better man．” “John， I...
2018-11-19 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 爱因斯坦与上帝
- Einstein and God
爱因斯坦与上帝
Einstein climbs to the top of Mt. Sinai to get close enough to talk to God. Looking up, he asks the Lord..."God, what does a million years m...
2018-11-19 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 你停止打你老婆了吗?
- Have You Ceased Beating Your Wife？
你停止打你老婆了吗?
This story is told of a browbeating counsel，who habitually endeavored to terrorize his opponent's witnesses．
One w...
2018-11-19 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Photo 我老婆的照片
- A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double martini on the rocks. After he finishes the drink, he peeks inside his shirt pocket, and then orders...
2018-11-19 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Problem with gas放屁的问题
- A little old lady goes to the doctor ... and says, "Doctor, I have this problem with gas, but it doesn't really bother me too much. They never smell and are always silent. A...
2018-11-19 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 我要表现得象位女士！
- I Am Acting Like a Lady
我要表现得象位女士
One day when womens dresses were on sale at the FarEast Department Store， a dignified middle-aged man decided to get his wife...
2018-11-19 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 英文笑话：I Lost 我输了
- It was at a five o’clock tea． A young man came to the hostess to apologize for his lateness．
“So good of you to come， Mr．Jones，and where is your brother？”
“You see we're ve...
2018-11-19 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 英文笑话：Psychiatrist 精神病医生
- Jerry went to a psychiatrist. "Doc," he said, "I've got trouble. Every time I get into bed, I think there's somebody under it. I'm going crazy!" Just put yourself in my hand...
2018-11-19 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 关于师生之间的英文笑话
- 1、Teacher:Why are you late for school every morning?
Tom:Every time I come to the corner,a sign says,"School-Go slow".
老师:为什么你每天早晨都迟到?
汤姆:每当我经过学校的...
2018-11-19 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Drunk
- Drunk
One day, a father and his little son were going home. At this age, the boy was interested in all kinds of things and was always asking questions.
Now, he asked, "Wha...
2018-11-19 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- UGLY BABY 丑丑的男婴
- A middle-aged couple, with two beautiful daughters, decided to try one last time for the son they always wanted.
Soon, the wife became pregnant, and, nine months later...
2018-11-19 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Shy Guy羞涩的男人
- A man really loved a woman, but he was just too shy to propose to her. Now he was up in his years and neither of them had ever been married. Of course, they dated abou...
2018-11-19 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Wrong Man To Rob 选错了人抢劫
- Eighteen year old Travis Suomi picked the wrong man to be
messing with.
Last Wednesday around 1:30 in the morning Suomi
went to the door of a former Sheriff(郡治安官...
2018-11-19 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 孔子印名片
- 得知国际汉学研讨会邀请自己到美国赴会作专题演讲，孔子很高兴。为了能和国际接轨，老先生决定印盒
名片。
文具店老板说：“您老的名片要有英汉双语，那您的英文名字取什么好呢？“
...
2018-11-19 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 这是我自己的算术作业
- A little boy bustled into a grocery one day with a memorandum in his hand.
一天，一个小男孩匆匆忙忙地走进了一家杂货店，手里拿着一张清单。
"Hello, Mr. Smith...
2018-11-19 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- An amazing talking dog
- A man and his dog walk into a bar. The man proclaims, "I'll bet you a round of drinks that my dog can talk."
Bartender: "Yeah! Sure...go ahead."
Man: "What covers a house?...
2018-11-19 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Police Chase
- A man was driving home late one afternoon,and he was driving above the speed limit.He notices a police car with its red lights on in his rear view morror.He thinks,"I can ou...
2018-11-19 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 一份忍俊不禁的英文简历
- 面试人员给一位前来应征的男士一张履历表，于是就填了这样的信息——
姓名：English or Chinese?英文的还是中文的？
年龄：Confidential（这是私人问题）
身高：Not related to the job...
2018-11-19 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- How to Get a Seat by the Fire
- Good Calculation
"I am sorry, madam, but I shall have to charge you twenty dollars for pulling your boy's tooth." "Twenty dollars! Why, I understood you to say th...
2018-11-19 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 日本制造
- 一位来自日本的旅客，坐出租车去机场的路上，看到一辆汽车经过，就说：“Oh，TOKOTA！Made in Japan! It is very fast！”又有一辆经过，他又说： “Oh，NISSAN！Made in Japan! It is very fast！”司机有点不高...
2018-11-19 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Two Brothers
- Two Brothers
Two little boys wanted to ask a favor of their mother.
"You ask her," said Paul, age ten.
"No," said Roy, age nine, "You ask her, you have know...
2018-11-19 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 开心一笑
- A married couple went to the hospital together to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion...
2018-11-19 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Imitation
- schoolboy went home with a pain in his stomach.
"well,sit down and eat your tea," said his mother. "Your stomach's hurting because it's empty. It'll be all right when you'v...
2018-11-19 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 英语竟能如此搞笑
- 一、
有一对外国老夫妇到内蒙古农村住了下来。因为村里的人无法和他们交流，老夫妇很寂寞，就养了一只猫。一天早上 ，老夫妇正梳理猫毛，一个人从旁边过来，冲着俩人说“鼓捣猫呢”。夫妇俩随即冲...
2018-11-19 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- A “KISS” 不是代表一个吻
- At a dinner party, the speaker, who was the guest of honor, was about to deliver a speech when his wife sitting at the other end of the table, sent him a piece of paper...
2018-11-19 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事
