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- "第一印象”搞砸了
- A young lawyer, starting up his private practice, was very anxious to impress potential clients.
When he saw the first visitor to his office come through the door, he immed...
2018-11-19 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- say sir
- teacher: (to a new boy)what’s your name, my little fellow?
new boy: erbert arris.
teacher: always say “sir” please, when you are speaking to master. it’s more polite....
2018-11-19 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- an essential correction
- teacher: walter, why don’t you wash your face? i can see what you had for breakfast this morning.
walter: what was it?
teacher: eggs.
walter: wrong, sir. that was yester...
2018-11-19 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 前台小姐的8级英语(爆笑)
- 昨天来了个外国人，进到办公室，前台小姐左看右看，大家都在打游戏，只有自己比较清闲，就面带微笑的："Hello?"
外国人："Hi."
前台小姐："You have what thing?"(你有什么事？)
外国人："C...
2018-11-19 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 够淫荡吗？
- 某日,一名男子进入电梯,发现已有一名妙龄女子在内.
女子问道:"先生,你够淫荡吗??"
男子大惊!支唔以对"我.....还好吧..."
女子白眼一翻,道:"什么还好?我问你是Going up还是going down呀?"...
2018-11-19 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- An Honest Child
- Peter was eitht and a half years old,and he went to a school near his house. He always went there and came home on foot,and he usually got back on time,but last Friday he ca...
2018-11-19 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- jaccasses jokes
- A burglar broke into a house one night. He shone his flashlight around,
looking for valuables, and when he picked up a CD player to place in his sack,
a strange, disembodied...
2018-11-19 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 抽象名词
- Teacher: What’s an abstract noun, Jane?
Jane: I don’t know, madam.
Teacher: What, you don’t know! Well, it’s the name of a thing which you can think of but cannot touch....
2018-11-19 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 新发现
- 新发现
一个乡下人第一次到大城市游逛。他走进一座大楼，看见一个岁数很大的矮胖女人迈进一个小房间。房间的门随后关上，有几个灯在闪亮。一会儿，门开了，电梯里走出一位年青漂亮的女模特。...
2018-11-19 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 拥挤的月亮
- A geography teacher once told her class, “The moon is so large that several million people could live here.”
One boy started laughing, “It sure must get crowded when it’...
2018-11-19 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- A crazy wife!
- There was once a wife so jealous that when her husband came home one night and she couldn't find hairs on his jackets she yelled at him, "Great, so now you're cheating on me...
2018-11-19 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 现在我们跑吧
- A priest is walking down the street one day when he notices a very small boy trying to press a doorbell on a house across the street. However, the boy is very small and the...
2018-11-19 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 时间对猪的意义
- One day a visitor from the city came to a small rural area to drive around the country roads, see how the farms looked, and perhaps to see how farmers earned their living. T...
2018-11-19 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 每日一笑(1.30)
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It Doesn’t Smell like a Toilet
When a famous cross-talk actor was asked about his impression of his visit to the United States, he replied.
“What impressed me most is t...
2018-11-19 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Psychological Test 心理学测试
- .h1 { FONT-WEIGHT: bold; TEXT-JUSTIFY: inter-ideograph; FONT-SIZE: 22pt; MARGIN: 17pt 0cm 16.5pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 240%; TEXT-ALIGN: justify}.h2 { FONT-WEIGHT: bold; TEXT-JUSTIF...
2018-11-19 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- My wife is pregnant
- .h1 { FONT-WEIGHT: bold; TEXT-JUSTIFY: inter-ideograph; FONT-SIZE: 22pt; MARGIN: 17pt 0cm 16.5pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 240%; TEXT-ALIGN: justify}.h2 { FONT-WEIGHT: bold; TEXT-JUSTIF...
2018-11-19 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 与您相识 深感压抑--英文初学者的爆笑口误
- 刚来澳洲时，学习英文，经常因为混淆的词或概念闹大笑话，下面是亲身经历的几例： 一、chicken与kitchen友人在某餐馆做厨房下手，被洋朋友问及其工作时，答曰：“chicken hand”(鸡手)，弄得洋朋友莫...
2018-11-19 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- [爆笑] The mean mans party.
- The notorious cheap skate finally decided to have a party. Explaining to a friend how to find his apartment, he said, "Come up to 5M and ring the doorbell with your elbo...
2018-11-19 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- [爆笑] 逻辑推理
- A fourth-grade teacher was giving her pupils a lesson on logic. "Here is the situation," she said. "a man is standing up in a boat in the middle of a river, fishing. He...
2018-11-19 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- [爆笑] 瞌睡者
- The preacher was vexed because a certain member of his congregation always fell asleep during the sermon. As the man was snoring in the front row one Sunday, the prea...
2018-11-19 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- [爆笑] 理所当然
- THE SCHOOL HEALTH FORMS had been distributed to the students with an error---the word "Sex" had been spelled with an "o". One mother, filling out the form for her son, wro...
2018-11-19 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- [爆笑] 约会
- When the young waitress in the café in Tom's building started waving hello everyday. Tom was flattered, for she was at least 15 years younger than he. One day she waved a...
2018-11-19 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- [爆笑] But the teacher cried
- The six-year-old John was terribly spoiled . His father knew it, but his grandma doted on him. He hardly left her side. And when he wanted anything, he either cried or t...
2018-11-19 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- [爆笑] A Smart Housewife.
- A smart housewife was told that there was a kind of stove which would only consume half of the coal she was burning. She was very excited, and said: "That'll be terrific...
2018-11-19 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- [爆笑] Only cash and credit cards
- When a man called a motel and asked how much they charged for a room, the clerk told him that the rates depend on room size and number of people. " Do you tak...
2018-11-19 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事
