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- An old man was dying of illness.
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- Do remember not to smoke
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- 每日一笑(12.6)
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Get the kid
A bit of advice for those about to retire. If you are only 65, never move to a retirement community. Everybody e...
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- 每日一笑(12.7)
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长寿秘诀
Secret For a Long Life
A woman walks up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch. "I...
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- 每日一笑(12.8)
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4 - 4 = ？
One day, the teacher inquired of Peter:" How much is four minus four?" Peter was tongue-tied. The teacher got angry and said: "What a fool! You see, if I p...
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- [英语幽默]：Second language
- A mother mouse was out for a stroll with her babies when she spotted a cat crouched behind a bush. She watched the cat, and the cat watched the mice.
Mother mouse b...
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- I work for 7up“！ 我可是在七喜公司工作呀
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- 每日一笑(12.10)
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那就更糟了 Much Worse
Policeman: Why didn't you shout for help when you were robbed of your watch?
Man: If I had opened my mouth, they'd have found my four gold teeth.
Th...
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- 每日一笑(12.11)
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The result of a Promise
Father: I promised to buy you a car if you passed your
examination, and you have failed. What were you doing last term?
Son: I was learning to...
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- 每日一笑(12.12)
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I'll Go There Myself
我自己过去
There was once a landlord who always pretended he was
knowledgeable though he was completely unable to read or write.
One day when the...
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- 每日一笑(12.13)
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Difference
男人女人的区别
"If you tell a man anything, it goes in at one ear and out at
the other." she remarked.
"And if you tell a woman anything," he countered, "i...
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- 每日一笑(12.14)
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How much does it cost?
花多少钱?
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students,
pointing out some of the rules: "The female dormitory will be
out-of...
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- 每日一笑(12.15)
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The Looney Bin
疯人院
Late one night at the insane asylum ,one inmate shouted, "I am Napoleon!"Another one said, "How do you know?"The first inmate said, "God told me!...
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- 每日一笑(12.18)
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center]3.奇怪的关系
Four best friends met at the hospital since their wives were giving births to their babies. The nurse comes up to the first man and says, "Co...
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- 每日一笑(12.19)
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Columbus's Telephone Number
哥伦布的电话号码
Little Mary: I find in my history book there is always such number (1451--1560)
after the name Christopher Columbus. Would...
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- 每日一笑(12.20)
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I Had to Change It Twice
Judge: I don't understand why you broke into the same store three nights in a row. Prisoner: Well, Your Honor, I picked out a dress for my wife,...
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- Poisonous snakes 毒蛇
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- Five Hundred Times 五百遍
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- 每日一笑((12.26)
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耶稣的电视机
A child on Christmas time asked for some paper and crayons in order to draw a crib. Eventually the artistic masterpiece was dis...
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- 每日一笑（12.27)
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昂贵的代价
Dentist: I'm sorry, madam, but I'll have to charge you twenty-five dollars for pulling your son's tooth.
Mother: Twenty-five dollars! But I thought you only...
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- 每日一笑(12.28)
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The poor husband
"You can't imagine how difficult it is for me to deal with my wife," the man complained to his friend. "She asks me a question, then answers it herself,...
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- 每日一笑(12.29)
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It's always me
A father said to his sons: "Tomorrow your mother is going to bake a pie. Who is going to eat it?"
The oldest son replied: "Father, I'll eat it all!"
The...
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- 每日一笑(12.30)
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Jim’s History Examination
Uncle: How did Jim do in his history examination?
Mother: Oh, not at all well, but there, it wasn't his fault. They asked him
things that happ...
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- 每日一笑(1.4)
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I don't want Him to know I'm here
A distinguished clergyman and the elders from his congregation attended an out-of-town meeting that did not finish until rather late. Th...
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- 幽默笑话
- A small scout
The scoutmaster marched hid troop of Boy Scouts ten miles from their camp.Then he lined up the troop and asked very scout who felt too tired to fa...
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