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- 每日一笑(3.28)
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Prepare Yourself
A story around campus has it taht a student once sent a telegram to his parents reading: "Mom - flunked all courses. Kicked out of school. Prepare Pop."...
2018-11-19 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 每日一笑(3.29)
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the chemical formula for water
Teacher: What the chemical formula for water is the ?
Blonde: "HIJKLMNO"!!
Teacher: What are you talking about?
Blonde: Yesterday you sa...
2018-11-19 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 每日一笑(3.30)
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Real Play
When I taught the introduction-to-theater course at North Dakota State University, I required my students to attend the university theater's current production...
2018-11-19 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 每日一笑(3.31)
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the lowest grade
"Professor, I did the best I could on this test. I really don't think I deserve a zero."
"Neither do I. But that's the lowest grade I'm allowed to give....
2018-11-19 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 每日一笑 (11.14)
- I married the wrong man At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?" The other replied, "Yes, I am, I married the wrong man."
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2018-11-18 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- The strongest man
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2018-11-18 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 每日一笑（11.16）
- 大家好！由于sarah娟栀去香港学习了，暂时由我来代替给她发一下每日一笑，希望大家每天都开心。^_^
还要跟大家道个歉，因为公司电脑没有音响/耳麦，音频也打不开，所以今天的音频就发不了了，下次我争...
2018-11-18 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 每日一笑（11.17）
- 大家好，今天继续由我来继续每日一笑。希望大家玩得开心^_^
This is her husband
A guy calls the hospital. He says, "You gotta send help! My
wife's going into...
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- Make it nine months
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2018-11-18 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 每日一笑（11.18）
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What you want is a television set
Bertha was a very pretty girl. Quite a lot of young men wanted to marry her, but she was not satisfied with any of them...
2018-11-18 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 每日一笑（11.19）
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A Gentleman
Dick was seven years old, and his sister, Catherine, was
five. One day their mother took them to their aunt's house
to play while she...
2018-11-18 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 每日一笑（11.20）
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I'm Glad
A teacher was telling her pupils the importance of making
others glad. "Now, children," said she , "has anyone of you
ever made someone else...
2018-11-18 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 每日一笑（11.21）
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It's His Fault
Billy and Bobby were brothers, and they often had fights
with each other.
Last Saturday their mother said to th...
2018-11-18 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 每日一笑（11.22）
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Alexander the Great
Landon had made an unsuccessful attempt at the recitation,
and the doctor, somewhat nettled, sa...
2018-11-18 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 【每日一笑】（11.23）
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Traitor and converter
Son: "Father, what is a traitor?
Father: "A traitor is a man who leaves our party and goes
over to the other one."
Son:...
2018-11-18 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 每日一笑(11.24)
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Who is Stupid?
A teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses.
She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks you're
stup...
2018-11-18 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 每日一笑（11.26）
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Lost Purse
A lady lost her handbag. It was found by an honest little
boy and returned to her.
Looking in her purse, she commented, "Hmmm....
2018-11-18 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 每日一笑（11.27）
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You should've known it
"I never would have married you if I knew how stupid you
were!" shouted the woman to her husband!
The husband...
2018-11-18 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 每日一笑（11.29）
- 大家好！由于大家的鼎力相助，我也有幸进入了美女讲师团的第二轮比赛了，还望各位继续支持我。
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Knife and Drum.
Ma: Pa...
2018-11-18 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 每日一笑 I‘m a Letter-carrier （11.30）
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I'm a Letter-carrier
A doctor told his patient there was nothing really the matter
with him. " All you requir is more outdoor life; walk two or th...
2018-11-18 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 每日一笑Little Jack（12.1）
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Little Jack
Little Jack is very fond of sweetmeats, and he has been forbidden to ask for dessert. The other day, there was a grand dinner and they forgot...
2018-11-18 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 每日一笑I don‘t even know that woman！（12.2）
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I don't even know that woman!
A couple walking in the park noticed a young man and woman
siting on a bench, passionately kissing.
"W...
2018-11-18 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 每日一笑（12.3）
- 先把昨天的补上
He Wanted Two Balloons.
The boy's clothing shop was giving away balloons to customers' children. One little fellow asked if he might have two.
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2018-11-18 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 每日一笑（12.4）
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The First president
A teacher was asking a student a lot of questions, but the student couldn't answer any of them. The teacher then decided to ask him some very...
2018-11-18 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 每日一笑（12.5）
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In our bathtub
Jimmy: Tommy's mother won't let him keep frogs at their house, so he found some water to put them in.
Mother: Oh, that's fine. Where did he...
2018-11-18 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事
