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- 每日一笑（3.4）
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Actual Age
The teacher noticed that Johnny had been daydreaming for a long time. She decided to get his attention. "Johnny," she said, "If the world is 25,000 miles aroun...
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- 每日一笑（3.5)
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Goldfish
Little Amy was in the garden filling in a hole when her neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was doing, he politely ask...
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- 每日一笑(3.6)
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Ah, Kids
Like a good father, I took my 4-year old daughter to a so-called "rug concert" at her music school one Saturday morning, called that because you sit on the rug...
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- 每日一笑(3.7)
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Two Pounds of Plums
Mother: I sent my little boy for two pounds of plums and you gave him a pound and a half.
Shopkeeper: My scales are all right, madam. Have you weigh...
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- 每日一笑(3.8)
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I Didn't Notice It
Mother: I left two pieces of cake in the cupboard this morning, Johnny, and now there is only one piece left. Can you explain that?
Johnny: Well, I s...
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- 每日一笑(3.9)
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I'm Trying to Stop It
"Boy, why have you got cotton-wool in your ear? Is it infected?"
"No, sir, but you said yesterday that everything you told me went in one ear and...
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- 每日一笑(3.10)
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父亲的东西 Father’s Things
When Tom Howard was seventeen years old he was as tall as his father, so he began to borrow Mr. Howard's clothes when he wanted to go out with...
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- 每日一笑(3.11)
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Luggage
A businessman was having a tough time lugging his lumpy, oversized travel bag onto the plane. Helped by the flight attendant, he finally managed to stuff it in t...
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- 每日一笑（3.12）
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Stockbroker
An 84-year-old retired stockbroker was admitted to our hospital's intensive-care unit,suffering from a peptic ulcer and shock from internal hemorrhage. As intr...
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- 每日一笑(3.13)
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Two Skulls
Tourist: Whose skull is it?
Guide: That is the skull of Julius Caesar.
Tourist: Then whose is that small one beside it?
Guide: That, sir, is the skull of Jul...
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- 每日一笑(3.14)
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论奇迹On Miracle
In Sunday school, the minister was trying to illustrate the word miracle. "Boys and girls," he said, "suppose I stood on the roof of a ten-story building...
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- 搞笑得美国人电话留言精选
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- 每日一笑(3.15)
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不见得
江青会见外宾，要求翻译要严格按她的意思翻，不许走样。外宾一见到江青，立刻拍马屁道："Miss Jiang, you are very beautiful." 翻译照翻，江青心花怒放，嘴上还要谦虚一下：“哪里，哪里”。...
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- 每日一笑(3.16)
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Present for Girlfriend
At a jewelry store, a young man bought an expensive locket as a present for his girlfriend. "Shall I engrave her name on it?" the jeweler asked....
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- 每日一笑(3.17)
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Warning
Several weeks after our son began his freshman year at Alma College in Michigan, my husband and I decided to visit him. I was careful to call him a few days in a...
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- 每日一笑(3.18)
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Who Is This
My two sister and I were all away at various colleges at the same time. One day, after facing one crisis too many and tired of being treated like just anothe...
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- 每日一笑(3.19)
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Wood Fire
One woman lectured her best friend on the nature of the male animal. "Husbands are like wood fires; they go out if left unattened."
"Does that mean," asked th...
2018-11-19 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 每日一笑(3.20)
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Ground Rules
One of my favorite teachers at Southeast Missouri State University in Cape Girardeau was known of his droll sense of humor. Explaining his ground rules to o...
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- 每日一笑(3.21)
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- 每日一笑(3.22)
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He Was Only Wrong by Two
Jack Hawkins was the football coach at an Amercian college, and he was always trying to find good players, but they weren't always smart enought...
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- 每日一笑(3.23)
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New Year Resolution
Hoping to excite student interest in our reading center, I asked each teacher to write a New Year's resolution on a special form and send it to me. A...
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- 每日一笑(3.24)
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One Point
Hanging in the hallway at Whites High School in Wabash, Ind., and the basketball team pictures from the past 40 years. A player in the center of the front row...
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- 每日一笑(3.25)
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Promotion
Our son, Chris, is a premed student at Georgia Southern University in Statesboro. He is fortunate to have a job in the research lab, where they are studying Ly...
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- 每日一笑(3.26)
- Difference
"I can always tell a graduate class from an undergraduate class," observed the instructor in one of my graduate engineering courses at California State Universi...
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- 每日一笑(3.27)
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Plagiarism
A friend of mine who teachs European history at Washington University in St. Louis tell about the time he spotted a plagiarized term paper. He summoned the st...
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