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- 外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹246：预言(中英)
- Every time the man next door headed toward Robinson's house, Robinson knew he was coming to borrow something.邻家的男子每次向罗宾逊家走来的时候，罗宾逊就知道他一定是又要来借什么东西了。"He won'...
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- 外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹250：优质服务(中英)
- Department一store automatic answering machine:百货公司自动答复机:"If you are calling to order or send money, press 5.”“如果您想定货或者付定金请按5。”"If you are calling to register a compl...
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- 外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹251：数学没及格(中英)
- My son，who made the dean’s list in his freshman year at Ball State University in Muncie, Indiana, called home a few weeks after starting his sophomore year as a psychology student.我儿...
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- 外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹252：提升(中英)
- Our son, Chris，is a premed student at Georgia Southern University in Statesboro. He is fortunate to have a job in the research lab, where they are studying Lyme disease. Recently he called hom...
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- 外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹253：你是哪一个？(中英)
- My two sisters and I were all away at various colleges at the same time. One day，after facing one crisis too many and tired of being treated like just another undergraduate, I phoned home for...
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- 英语幽默小故事带翻译：Tit for Tat 一报还一报（中英双语）
- 65.Tit for Tat65.一报还一报An acquaintance of mine stopped at a local tavern after work and spent the evening there. When’ he arrived home around ten o'clock, h...
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- 英语幽默小故事带翻译：The runways are clear 跑道已清（中英双语）
- 66.The runways are clear66.跑道已清An airline ticket agent was being given a particularly rough time by a woman who complained about the departure times. She said，“Yo...
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- 英语幽默小故事带翻译：Dream world 梦幻世界（中英双语）
- 67.Dream world67.梦幻世界A hotel manager in a small town reports that a guest woke up everyone in the hotel screaming，"It's in the phone book! It's in the the phone bo...
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- 英语幽默小故事带翻译：Blank eepression 直言不讳（中英双语）
- 68.Blank eepression68.直言不讳My husband bought me an automatic dishwasher for my birthday. In filling out the guarantee，he came across the question，“What year and mod...
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- 外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹254：新年决心书(中英)
- Hoping to excite student interest in our reading center, I asked each teacher to write a New Year's resolution on a special form and send it to me. After I posted the resolutions on the bulle...
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- 外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹255：基本原则(中英)
- One of my favorite teachers at Southeast Missouri State University in Cape Girardeau was known of his droll sense of humor. Explaining his ground rules to freshman class，he said, "Now I know...
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- 外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹256：提醒(中英)
- Several weeks after our son began his freshman year at Alma College in Michigan, my husband and I decided to visit him. I was careful to call him a few days in advance to "warn" him that we w...
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- 外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹257：逼真的戏剧(中英)
- When I taught the introduction一to一theater course at North Dakota State University，I required my students to attend the university theater' s current production and write a critique, After vi...
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- 外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹258：他的答案只比正确答案多二(中英)
- Jack Hawkins was the football coach at an American college, and he was always trying to find good players，but they weren't always smart enough to be accepted by the college.杰克·霍金斯...
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- 外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹259：拿破仑病了(中英)
- Jack had gone to the university to study history, but at the end of his first year, his history professor failed him in his examinations, and he was told that he would have to leave the unive...
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- 外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹260：灾难(中英)
- George W. Bush visits an elementary school and the 4th grade class is in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings. The teacher asks the President if he would like to lea...
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- 外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹261：父亲的职业(中英)
- A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living.小学老师正在问孩子们他们双亲的职业。Timmy stood up and said, "My mom is a Doctor!”迪米站起来说:“我母亲是名医生...
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- 英语幽默小故事带翻译：Ripe old age 成熟的年龄（中英双语）
- 69.Ripe old age69.成熟的年龄When my great-grandfather became a centenarian，a newspaper reporter asked him how he felt. "Fine，"Grandpa replied. "In fact，I get around bett...
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- 英语幽默小故事带翻译：Excuse 借口（中英双语）
- 70.Excuse70.借口Knowing my husband's habit of sampling everything I bake，I left a note on a dozen mince tarts reading:"Counted—one dozen."When I returned，two tart...
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- 英语幽默小故事带翻译：I’ve got one more 我还多一个!（中英双语）
- 71.I've got one more71.我还多一个!I was asked in by the company commander to explain why a report was in error:. "Sir;"I said，"you have to understand that I have four-...
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- 英语幽默小故事带翻译：Advice 忠告（中英双语）
- 72.Advice72.忠告My father's health was greatly impaired after a serious operation,but his sense of humor vwas intact.手术后，我父亲的健康状况有所下降，但他的幽默感却依然...
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- 外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹262：罗马是什么时候建成的？(中英)
- Teacher: When was Rome built?教师:罗马是在什么时候建成的?Tom: At night.汤姆:在夜里。Teacher: Who told you that?教师:是谁告诉你的?Tom: You did. You said" Rome wasn’t built in a day".汤姆...
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- 外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹263：情书(中英)
- Jenny Cordon was a very kind and beautiful woman and before she married, many men were in love with her. Many of them wrote to her, telling her how wonderful she was, how much they loved her...
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- 外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹264：过分的恭维(中英)
- When I was 28，I was teaching English to high school freshmen in a schools where occasionally the faculty and staff were allowed to dress down.28岁那年，我在一所高中教一年级学生英语。这所学校允许...
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- 外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹265：行人和斧子(中英)
- Two men were traveling along the same road. When one of them, picking up a hatchet, cried:有两个人在同一条路上走，其中一个捡到了一把斧子，于是叫了起来:"See what I have found!”“瞧我发现的东西!”...
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