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现代生活

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标签: 英语幽默 现代 老朋友 结婚 烹调

摘要: Two old friends got together after many years and soon fell to discussing their husbands' faults.[阅读全文:]

电话推销员

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标签: 英语笑话 推销员 电话 婴儿 以后

摘要: I answered the phone one evening and quickly realized the voice on the other end belonged to a telemarketer.[阅读全文:]

他的错

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标签: 双语笑话 玻璃 妈妈 石头

摘要: Billy: Mother, Bobby broke a window. Mother: How did he do it?[阅读全文:]

昂贵的建议

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标签: 双语幽默 建议 大夫 咨询 账单

摘要: The doctor finally reached his table at a dinner, after breaking away from a woman who sought advice on a health problem.[阅读全文:]

好视力

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标签: 英语幽默 好视力 律师 太阳 大约

摘要: Lawyer: You say you were about thirty-five feet away from the scene of the accident? Just how far can you see clearly?[阅读全文:]

第一次

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标签: 双语幽默 第一次 病人 医生 手术

摘要: Patient: I'm so frightened, this is my first operation.[阅读全文:]

等一分钟

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标签: 双语笑话 上帝 金币 可怜

摘要: Tom: My grand God, what does a millennium mean to you? God: It only means a minute.[阅读全文:]

可能更糟

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标签: 英语幽默 警察 手表 金牙 情况

摘要: Policeman: Why didn't you shout for help when you were robbed of your watch?[阅读全文:]

班级、情人和蠢驴

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标签: 英语笑话 班级 情人 蠢驴 教授

摘要: Professor Tom was going to meet his students on the next day, so he wrote some words on the blackboard which read as follows: "Professor Tom will meet the class tomorrow."[阅读全文:]

青出于蓝

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标签: 英语幽默 青出于蓝 楼梯 闹钟 谈恋爱

摘要: "Young man," said the angry father from the head of stairs, "didn't I hear the clock strike four when you brought my daughter in?"[阅读全文:]