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- 外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹293:他赢了(中英)
- Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny?汤姆:约翰尼,你小弟弟好吗?Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself.约翰尼:他害病卧床了。他受了伤Tommy: That's too bad. How did that happen?汤姆:真糟糕...
2018-11-02 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹295:睡前祷告词(中英)
- Julie was saying her bedtime prayers. “Please God,” she said "Make Na pies the capital of Italy”朱莉叶在做睡前祈祷。“祷告上帝。”她说:“让那不勒斯成为意大利的首都吧。”Her mother interrup...
2018-11-02 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹300:回忆(中英)
- We were gathered together, all ten of us,for our widowed mother' s 80th birthday. The conversation was of early struggles, walking to work and saving up in clothing clubs, when my elder sister...
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- 外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹301:你会省得更多(中英)
- "You will he pleased with me today. mother.” said Dick to his mother, home from school. "I go to school by bus 1 ran all the way after it.“妈妈,你今天一定会对我满意的。”迪克放学回家后对妈妈...
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- 外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹299:您的大衣着火了(中英)
- The master, to impress on his pupils the need of thinking before speaking, told them to count fifty before saying anything important, and one hundred if it was very important.老师为了让学生养...
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- 外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹298:现在几点了?(中英)
- The two boys were camping in the backyard. When they couldn’t figure out what time it was, first boy said to the second,"Start singing very loud..”两个男孩子在后院露营,他们不知道到了晚...
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- 英语幽默小故事带翻译:Night inspection 夜察(中英双语)
- 93.Night inspection93.夜察My main responsibility as security inspector is checking on guards. One morning around three o'clock I made a surprise visit to a facility a...
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- 英语幽默小故事带翻译:Music for garbage 听音乐倒垃圾(中英双语)
- 94.Music for garbage 94.听音乐倒垃圾We had just arrived in Taiwan and were visiting with another American family. The children heard the music of an ice-cream truck a...
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- 英语幽默小故事带翻译:He seems to understand 他似乎懂了(中英双语)
- 95.He seems to understand95.他似乎懂了While I was on a cruise to Mexico,one-of the director's assistants got off the ship for her usual five-mile walk.Bored with the s...
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- 英语幽默小故事带翻译:Embarrassment 尴尬(中英双语)
- 96.Embarrassment96.尴尬My parents' tour leader asked everyone to put their large suitcases outside their hotel rooms at bed time so the bus could be loaded for an ear...
2018-11-02 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 趣味图片英语笑话:a magical journey 梦幻之旅(双语)
- in this lecture we will spiritually move out where there are no rules.. together we will embark on an odyssey! it will be a magical journey!在这个演讲里我们将会从精神上去没有规定的地方&hellip...
2018-11-02 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 趣味图片英语笑话:sun 太阳(双语)
- everyone knows you, but you are not fresh, and that is difficult compared to reality stars, bieber, twilight, all that shit... you have to reinvent yourself and i'll help you ... tomorrow you...
2018-11-02 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 趣味图片英语笑话:Twilight 暮光之城(双语)
- here's a statistic illustrating how your carees will evolve, the moment you're not part of these movies anymore...这是个统计解释你们的生涯的变化,这一刻你们不再是电影的一部分how the stars of 't...
2018-11-02 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 趣味图片英语笑话:Scoutmaster 童子军团长(双语)
- children, this is the perfect place to camp. if we have to build something, we'll go to the hardware store, if we get hungry, there are pizzas, burgers and jamba juice, and if we get bored, w...
2018-11-02 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 趣味图片英语笑话:generator 发电机(双语)
- i said,"let there be light!"...it's still totally dark!我说过“让这有光!”……现在仍是完全的漆黑the generator is dead. ronnie ran home to see if he could borrow one from his uncle....
2018-11-02 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 趣味图片英语笑话:a red carpet 红地毯(双语)
- yay,a red carpet!耶,红地毯!rarely used, but efficient method to get rid of celebrities很少用,但是是去掉名人的有效办法 更多 英语笑话、英语小笑话、英文笑话、英语幽默小故事 相...
2018-11-02 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 趣味图片英语笑话:Encore! 再来一个!(双语)
- encore! encore!再来一个!再来一个!what is he doing? we haven't even started yet.does he love us? is he kidding? i'm confused, ed ...他在做什么?我们还么开始呢,他喜欢我们?他在开玩笑?我困惑了…&h...
2018-11-02 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 趣味图片英语笑话: cosmic forces 宇宙力量(双语)
- neither george nor sultan was aware of the cosmic forces that caused them to meet here, but they both knew that it had to be something major乔治和苏丹都没意识到这是宇宙的力量让他们在此见面,但...
2018-11-02 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 趣味图片英语笑话:Robert 罗伯特(双语)
- look, we try our best to enlighten or entertain you on a level where we do not lose you. so keeo your stinking, demented mouth shut, you ignorant fool!我们尽最大的努力启发娱乐你,在一定程度上不...
2018-11-02 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 趣味图片英语笑话:CAPS LOCK 大写锁定键(双语)
- argh, my computer has been possessed! all letters are huge! gigantic! what will be the next!? the letters are taking over the world!哎呀,我的电脑鬼缠身了,所有的字母都是大写,巨大!将会发生什么!? 大写...
2018-11-02 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 趣味图片英语笑话:Greenpeace 绿色和平组织(双语)
- if greenpeace ruled the world如果绿色和平组织统治世界 更多 英语笑话、英语小笑话、英文笑话、英语幽默小故事 相关文章和资料,请继续关注 英语作文大全...
2018-11-02 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹307:可怜的建筑工人(中英)
- A man walks into a bar with a Leprechaun on his shoulder. He walks up the bar and sets on down. He proceeds to order a beer for himself and for the little Leprechaun. Well, the guy and the L...
2018-11-02 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹306:一个醉汉的忏悔(中英)
- A priest was hearing a woman’s confession When a drunk stumbled into the booth on the opposite side. As the priest was finishing with her he heard the drunk groaning as if in quite some...
2018-11-02 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹305:先买票(中英)
- Joke told by Peter Jennings, on last night, attributed as "typical Russian Humor":昨晚,彼德·金宁斯给我们讲了一个典型的俄国式幽默故事:Two Russians are standing in a very long line for vo...
2018-11-02 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹304:三个心愿(中英)
- A poor little lonely old lady lived in a house with only her cat as a friend. One day, the lights went out as she sat knitting; she had been unable to pay the electric bill. So, she went up t...
2018-11-02 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事