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- 捡绳子捡出大麻烦--双语幽默笑话
- the man in the prison asked a new comer why he was sent there. the new comer answered: "i am out of luck, i think. a few days ago i was walking in the street when i saw a piece of dirty rope....
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 胖男人和瘦男人，谁更礼貌--双语幽默笑话
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fat man and a skinny man were arguing about who was the more polite.一个胖男人和一个瘦男人正在为谁更有礼貌而争吵。the skinny man said he was more polite because he always tipped his hat to l...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 我有一个如此完美的儿子--双语幽默笑话
- A: I have the perfect son.A:我有一个完美的儿子。B:Does he smoke?B:他抽烟吗？A:No, he doesn't.A: 不，不抽。B:Does he drink whiskey?B:他喝威士忌吗？A:No, he doesn't.A:不，他不喝。B:Does he ever come ho...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 随时与老板保持联系--双语幽默漫画
- "i would like you to be more self-reliant,show more initiative,and take greater personal responsibility--but check with me first!"我希望你能更独立,更有闯劲,更有责任感,----但是,凡事必须首先和...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 穷人攀认亲戚--双语幽默笑话
- a poor man, presenting himself before the king of spain, asked his charity, telling him that he was his brother.一个穷汉去见西班牙国王，说自己是他的兄弟，求他施恩周济。thinking desiring to know h...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 委婉的提醒--双语幽默笑话
- having been married a long time, my husband sometimes needs a gentle reminder of a special occasion. on the morning of our 35th anniversary, we were sitting at the breakfast table when i hint...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 对作品另外一种形式的肯定--双语幽默笑话
- "did you sell any of your paintings at the art show?"“你的画在美术展上有卖出去吗？”"no, but i am encouraged," he replied. "somebody stole one."“没有，但我还是受到了鼓励，”他回答说，“有人偷走了一...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 保护网络防止病毒侵害--双语幽默漫画
- "to protect our network against computer viruses,our it department has issued a ban on any use of e-mail attachments.for further details,please refer to the agttached document."为了保护我们的...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 解救灰姑娘的办法--双语幽默漫画
- "Cinderella,I'm going to rescue you by turning that pumpkin into a coach--a success coach!"灰姑娘，我将用把这个南瓜变成一个教练的办法来解救你。 更多 英语笑话 英语小笑话 英...
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- 最听话的爸爸--双语幽默笑话
- a father of five children came home with a toy, summoned his children and asked which one of them should be given the present, "who is the most obedient（顺从的） , never talks back to mother and...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 爱占小便宜不愧为吝啬鬼的本色--双语幽默笑话
- the notorious（声名狼藉的） cheap skate explaining to a friend how to find his apartment. he said. ′come up to 5m and ring the doorbell with your elbow. when the door open. push with your f...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 隧道之旅--双语幽默漫画
- "I was floating in a tunnel toward a very bright light and then a voice told me I had to go back and finish listening to the presentation."我正在一个隧道中朝着光明漂流，这时，一个声音传来，告诉我应...
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- 成功是件很容易的事--双语幽默漫画
- "I just got promoted again.It's easy to succeed if everyone likes you!"我又升迁了。如果每个人都跟你一样，那么成功很容易啊！ 更多 英语笑话 英语小笑话 英文笑话 英语幽默小故事...
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- 使障碍成为一种机会--双语幽默漫画
- "If you know how to turn obstacles into opportunity,why do I have to move my toys off the stairway?"既然你知道怎样把障碍变成机会，何必让我把我的玩具从楼梯口移开呢？ 更多 英...
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- 客观条件局限美好的心愿--双语幽默笑话
- one day a boy came to his teacher and said: teacher, pa wants to know if you like roast（烘烤） pig.一天有个男孩去对他老师说：老师，我爸想知道你是不是爱吃烤猪肉。i certainly do, said the teacher, and...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 相互吹捧相互忽悠--双语幽默笑话
- one night a hotel caught fire, and the people who were staying in it ran out in their night clothes.一天晚上，一家旅馆失火，住在这家旅馆里的人穿着睡衣就跑了出来。two men stood outside and looked...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 为爱殉情--双语幽默笑话
- if you refuse to marry me, he swore, i shall die.如果你不答应嫁给我，他发誓，我就要去死。she refused him.她拒绝了他。sixty years later, he died.六十年后，他死了。
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2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 打破常规通向成功--双语幽默漫画
- I'm always looking for ways to break the rules and do things differently.That's the key to my success!我常常设法打破规则，行事与众不同，这就是我的成功之道。 更多 英语笑话 英...
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- 大范围的商务咨询--双语幽默漫画
- Business advice from someone who's still young enough to think anything is possible$25.为那些仍认为一切皆有可能者提供商务咨询，25美金。 更多 英语笑话 英语小笑话 英文笑话...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 三位有名的外科医生--双语幽默笑话
- three famous surgeons were bragging about（吹嘘，炫耀） their skills. "a man came to me who had his hand cut off," said one. "today that man is a concert violinist（小提琴家） ." "that's nothing," said...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 大脑袋孩子--双语幽默笑话
- "all the kids make fun of me," the boy cried to his mother, "they say i have a big head."“所有的孩子都拿我开玩笑，”小男孩哭着跟妈妈说：“他们说我长了一个大脑袋。”"don't listen to them," his mo...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 瞎子的判断--双语幽默笑话
- Once there was a blind. One day when he was walking, he stepped the head of the dog who was sleeping. The dog barked for a while. The blind man went on for miles, this time he stepped the oth...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 学哪个专业更适合--双语幽默漫画
- "You should major in Business,but minor in Zoology.You need to learn about the bears and bulls,but also the weasels,snakes,and jackasses!"你应该学商务专业，而不是动物学专业。你需要研究熊和牛，鼬...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 员工与老板之间的关系问题--双语幽默漫画
- "my staff told me i'm overbearing,abusive,and short-tempered.i feel bad about that because they left out disrespectful,impatient and dismissive!"我的员工说我傲慢、无礼、爱发脾气。我感觉很糟糕...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 到底谁更满足--双语幽默笑话
- a person with six children or a person with $6 million, who is better satisfied? why?一个有六个孩子的人和一个有600万美元的人，谁更满足？为什么？the person with six children of course. because the o...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事
