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- Two young boys 双语 笑话
- Two young boys were spending the night at their grandparents'. At bedtime, the two boys knelt beside their beds to say their prayers when the younger one began praying...
2018-11-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 一只年老猫咪的幸福生活
- Ellery 和Bowen为猫咪Tom造的扶梯 英国每日邮报报道，伦敦有对情侣养了只11岁的猫咪“汤姆”，但是汤姆患有关节炎，爬跃能力大为受限。情侣俩担心它就此怠于活动，就量身定制了一架旋梯，以便它...
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- 双语笑话 marriage certificate
- Wife: ”What are you doing?“Husband : Nothing.Wife : ”Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour.“Husband : “I was looking for the expiry date....
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- 双语 笑话 原因
- A Japanese company and an American company had a boat race, the Japanese won by a mile. The Americans hired analysts to figure out what went wrong. They reported that th...
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- 双语 笑话 几胞胎
- Four best friends met at the hospital since their wives were giving births to their babies. The nurse comes up to the first man and says, "Congratulations, you got twins...
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- 双语 笑话 男性成长三阶段
- The Three Stages of Man: He believes in Santa Claus. He doesn’t believe in Santa Claus. He is Santa Claus! 男性成长的三阶段： 相信圣诞老人的存在。 不相...
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- 双语 笑话 1000元的脑筋急转弯
- On Christmas Eve Santa Claus met an honest politician and a kind lawyer while riding up in an elevator of a very exclusive hotel. Just before the doors opened the thr...
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- 双语 笑话 铅笔
- What do you do if one of Santa’s reindeer swallows your pencil? Answer: use a pen 若圣诞老人的驯鹿吃掉你的铅笔该怎么办？ 答案：用原子笔欢迎来论坛讨论更多：http://bbs...
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- 双语 笑话 圣诞老人的爱好
- What does Santa Claus like to do in his garden? Answer: he likes to hoe, hoe, hoe 圣诞老人喜欢在花园里做什么？ 答案：锄地。(英文里Hoe 和ho同音。hoe是锄草之意，ho则是...
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- 双语 笑话 送出去还有的东西
- What can Santa give away and still keep? Answer: a cold. 什么东西圣诞老人可以分送出去，自己却也还留着？ 答案：感冒。 欢迎来论坛讨论更多：http://bbs.ebigear.com/thread-...
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- 双语 笑话 晚饭
- “I've had a had day at the office，dear，and I'm as hungry as a bear．Is dinner ready？” “No love．I'm afraid we'll have to go to a restaurant tonight．I've broken the tinopener．” “...
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- Secret For a Long Life 双语笑话
- A woman walks up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch. "I couldn't help noticing how happy you look," she says. "What's your secret for a long, happy life?"...
2018-11-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 双语笑话 New Year Resolution
- 双语笑话 New Year Resolution New Year Resolution Hoping to excite student interest in our reading center, I asked each teacher to write a New Year's resolution on a...
2018-11-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 双语笑话 让人无奈的孩子
- When they're together, my five-year-old son and his cousin tend to cause mayhem. one Saturday, I put my foot down. "All right, you two," I said sternly. "No screaming ,...
2018-11-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 双语笑话 毒蛇
- Father and son snake are out for a nice afternoon slither. The son asks, "Dad,are we poisonous snakes?" The father replies proudly, "Yes son, we are rattle...
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- 双语笑话 水果游戏
- Three men who were lost in the forest were captured by cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could live if they pass a trial. The first step of th...
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- 双语笑话 业余工作
- When my son was a hign-school sophomore, he got a part-time job sacking groceries at a supermarket. He came home all smiles. "How was your first day?" I asked....
2018-11-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 水分子 双语笑话
- An instructor in chemical warfare asked soldiers in his class: "Anyone knows the formula for water?""Sure. That's easy," said one man."What is it?""H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.""...
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- 双语笑话 Correct-很对
- Correct Teacher: Jimmy, what are the three words which pupils use most often at school? Jimmy: I don’t know... Teacher: Correct. 9 秒前 上传下载附件 (31.83 KB) 很...
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- 双语笑话 Only cash and credit cards
- When a man called a motel and asked how much they charged fora room, the clerk told him that the rates depend on room size andnumber of people. " Do you take ch...
2018-11-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 1809年发生了什么 双语笑话
- Teacher: What great event happened in 1809? Little Willy: Abraham Lincoln was born. Teacher: Correct. And what great event happened in 1812? Little Willy: Ab...
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- The poor husband 双语笑话
- "You can't imagine how difficult it is for me to deal with my wife," the man complained to his friend. "She asks me a question, then answers it herself, and after that she e...
2018-11-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Marry Him 双语笑话
- Jane loved Tony , but she worried about all the money he squandered when they went out together. "How can I stop Tony spending so much money on me?" She asked her mother. "...
2018-11-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- To be on the Safe Side 英汉双语笑话
- In a cinema during a performance one of the audience gets up, makes his way along the row of seats and goes out into the foyer. A few minutes later he returns and asks the m...
2018-11-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Impudent Questions 英汉双语笑话
- A little girl from the East Side was invited to a garden party given by a very aristocratic lady to a group of little East-Siders. The little girl, as she drank her tea and...
2018-11-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事
