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- 赌 Bet 英汉双语笑话
- 赌 Bet 英汉双语笑话“ I want you to help me stop my son gambling. ” an anxious father said to his boy's principal. “ I don't know where he gets it from, but it's bet, bet,...
2018-11-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 缠住不放 Persistance 英汉双语笑话
- 缠住不放 Persistance 英汉双语笑话 Returning from a golf outing, my husband was greeted at the door by Sara, our four-year-old daughter. "Daddy, who won the golf game...
2018-11-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 款待 Treat 英汉双语笑话
- 款待 Treat 英汉双语笑话 As a rookie in the Atlantic City, N.J., Police department, I was assigned a beat on the boardwalk. Hardly a day went by when I didn't come upo...
2018-11-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- drink like a fish 牛饮 英汉双语笑话
- drink like a fish A guy hosted a dinner party for people from work, including his boss. All during the sit-down dinner, the host's three-year-old girl stared at h...
2018-11-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 爆笑：挑剔女人如何“买帽子”
- A lady went to a hat shop to buy a hat. As she was very fussy, it took her a long time to pick on one。
Already at the end of his patienc...
2018-11-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 双语 笑话 Belling the cat(系铃于猫)
- Long ago, there was a big cat in the house. He caught many mice while they were stealing food. One day the mice had a meeting to talk about the way to deal with their co...
2018-11-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 双语 笑话 看过《阿凡达》后的爆笑领悟
- 1.It is not easy to watch using 3D glasses together with your own glasses. I wish I have a longer and more distinguished nose to hold both glasses。 带着自己的眼镜，再...
2018-11-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 双语 笑话 老外翻译的雷人版三字经
- 人之初：At the beginning of life。性本善：Sex is good。性相近：Basically, all the sex are same。习相远：But it depends on how you do it。苟不教：If you do not practice all the time。...
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- 妻子要是报纸就好了 英汉双语笑话
- Wife talking to her husband，who reads newspaper all day: I wish I were a newspaper so I'll be in your hands all day. Husband: I wish that too, so I could change yo...
2018-11-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 双语 视频 笑话 Fight For Kisses
- There was a time,when babies had a great time...The soft of their skin got them all their mom's attention.Then one day，fathers discovered a special weapon.“Your skin as soft...
2018-11-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Where is the egg? 双语笑话故事
- Where is the egg?Teacher:Can you make a sentence with the word "egg"?Student:Yes.I ate a piece of cake yesterday.Teacher:Then where is the “egg"?Student:In the cake,Sir.鸡...
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- 双语 笑话 穿哪条裙子？
- Time is 8 years old, and follows her own ideas. When her parents tell her to do something, she always doesn’t do it. Today, she will go to a friend’s birthday party...
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- 双语 笑话 恋爱 结婚
- A little kid fell in love with another little kid, a school mate. Sometimes the kids think they fall in love when they have a crush on someone else in the clas...
2018-11-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 双语 笑话 奥巴马胜选演说稿文言版
- Hello，Chicago! 芝城父老，别来无恙， If there is anyone out there who still doubts that America is a place where all things are possible, who still wonders if the dream...
2018-11-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 趣谈上海话里的英文
- 打：十二个，来自英语的dozen。 水门汀：水泥（地板）。英语cement。 水汀：暖气，来自英语steam。 三纹鱼：指的是鲑鱼。来自salmon。旧时译做"萨门鱼"。 飞：通常指机械中起传动作用的齿轮，如单齿轮传动称...
2018-11-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 双语 笑话 令人哭笑不得的临终遗言
- The death bed can lead people to speak with great honesty and,inmany cases, humor。 人之将死，其言也真，有时候还会带点幽默。 1. Pardon me, sir. I did not do it on purp...
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- 双语笑话 Raccoons 浣熊
- Part of my job at the state fish and wildlife department is to lend equipment to residents for trapping and relocating raccoons. A man who had been successful at capturing o...
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- U married mine 英汉双语笑话
- Little boy: Daddy, I want to get married.Father jokingly said: Oh! Who did you have in mind?Little boy: Grandma.Father: Wait a minute, you did not think I'd let you...
2018-11-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 双语 笑话 男女大不同
- 1. SUCCESS 从对成功的定义看……A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.成功的男人就是：挣得永远比老婆花得多。A successful woman is one who can fin...
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- 双语 笑话 男女大不同②
- 7. EATING OUT 从外出就餐看……When the bill arrives, Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom will each throw in a $20, even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything sm...
2018-11-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 双语 笑话 A New Employee
- Several weeks after a young man had been hired, he was called into the personnel director's office. "What is the meaning of this?" the director asked. "When y...
2018-11-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 你必须先把车窗摇上去 英汉双语笑话
- A woman got a dent in her car and took it in to the repair shop. The repairman decided to have a wee bit of fun. So he told her all she had to do was to take it...
2018-11-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 双语 笑话 makes a pig of himself / herself
- If you've ever watched pigs eat, you will certainly have noticed that they have no control over their eating habits. The very sight of food makes them want to fill their...
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- 双语 笑话 about money
- 钱不是万能的：1. Time is more valuable than money. You can get more money, but you cannot get more time.时间比金钱有价值多了，你能有更多的钱，却不能有更多的时间。2. If you want to...
2018-11-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 双语 笑话 我爱十万个为什么
- Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin? 为什么太阳能把头发晒浅，却能把皮肤晒黑？ Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed? 为什么你...
2018-11-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事
