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- 委婉的老板 双语笑话
- One of the most tactful men he ever knew”,a California manufacturer says,“was the man who fired me from my very first job.He called me in and said,‘son,I don’t know...
2018-11-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 双语 笑话 我爱十万个为什么②
- Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food? 为什么没有老鼠味儿的猫食？ When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it? 当狗食被宣扬是新的和改进了的口味的时...
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- 双语笑话 区别
- Q: What's the difference between a monkey and a flea? A: A monkey can have fleas, but a flea can't have monkeys. 猴子会和跳蚤有什么不同呢？你可能会直接的想到它们俩是一大一小。...
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- 双语 笑话 corn
- Q: How can you most irritate a farmer? A: By treading on his corn? 如果你踩了农夫的玉米或是谷物，他肯定会生气的；而如果你踩了农夫脚底的鸡眼，他会更生气。Corn既可以表示“玉米/谷物...
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- 双语 笑话 最强壮的动物
- Q: Which is the strongest creature in the world? A: The snail. It carries its house on its back. 因为snail（蜗牛）的后背上总是背着一所房子，所以说蜗牛是世界上最强壮的生物是不足为...
2018-11-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 双语 笑话 在工厂做什么
- Q: What do people do in a clock factory? A: They make faces all day. 一看到make faces这个短语，你可千万别以为是在钟表厂工作的人整天都做鬼脸呀！因为除了这个意思以外，它还可以从字面...
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- 双语 笑话 梦游
- Q: How do you stop a sleepwalker from walking in his sleep? A: Keep him awake. 怎样才能不让梦游者（sleepwalker）梦游（walk in his sleep）呢？最简单的方法就是不让他睡觉。虽然这不是治疗...
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- 双语 笑话 一起走
- At midnight father saw that his married son leaving home... He asks him: what are you doing? 在深夜的时候，父亲看见他已经结婚的儿子准备离家出走…他问儿子：你正在做什么？...
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- 双语 笑话 A Clever Panda
- A little panda picks up a pumpkin and wants to take it home. But the pumpkin is too big. The panda can’t take it home. Suddenly she sees a bear riding a bike toward her....
2018-11-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Six or Twelve? 双语笑话
- Six or Twelve? A blonde went into a pizza parlor. When she said that she‘d like a medium pizza, the clerk asked her how many pieces she‘d like to have it cut into:...
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- 某人刻苦学习英语,终有小成 双语笑话
- 某人刻苦学习英语,终有小成。 一日上街不慎与一老外相撞, 忙说:I am sorry. 老外应道:I am sorry too. 某人听后又道:I am sorry three. 老外不解,问:What are you sorry...
2018-11-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Is He Dying? 双语笑话
- A man was sitting in a bar with tears streaming down his face. A friend walked in and asked why he was so unhappy. The weeping one said, "The doctor has just told me I'll ha...
2018-11-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 慢半拍 双语 笑话
- If you tell a woman a joke and get a blank look, don't immediately despair. She's just taking her time to understand it. But if the punchline does eventually make...
2018-11-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Three Surgeons 三个外科医生
- Three Surgeons
Three famous surgeons were bragging about their skills.
"A man came to me who had his hand cut off", said one. "Today that man is concert violinist."
"That's...
2018-11-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 双语 笑话 脱掉我的衣服
- My wife came home the other night and told me to take off her blouse. Then she told me to take off her skirt. Then she told me not to wear her clothes anymore. 前几天...
2018-11-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 家丑 Domestic shame
- Teacher of Physical Education: Have you ever seen mixed doubles, boys? Nick: Yes, sir. Quite often. I saw it even last night. Teacher: Please tell us something abo...
2018-11-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 双语 笑话 Three Reasons
- Teacher: John, please give me three reasons why you know the earth is round．John: Mum says so, Dad says so, and you say so.老师：约翰，请说出三条理由来证实地球是圆的。约翰：妈妈是...
2018-11-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 双语笑话 homework
- HomeworkTeacher: I＇m able to read one of the compositions you did for homework, but you wrote the other one very poorly．Student: Yes, sir——my mother is a much better writer...
2018-11-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 双语 笑话 An Interesting Answer
- Student A: Four sailors fell into the sea, but only one of them got his hair wet.Student B: How was that?Student A: Three of them were bald. 学生A：4个船员掉进了海里，但是只有一...
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- 双语 笑话 学英语
- 一次为一个初中小孩搞家教，在其英语课本上发现如下恐怖字眼： 6 秒前 上传下载附件 (16.11 KB) 爸死（bus)爷死（yes)哥死（girls）妹死（Mis?)...... 死光（school） 。欢迎来论坛讨论更多：http://bbs.ebig...
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- 关于苍蝇和汤的笑话
- 英美人素以humour著称，有时即使是同一情景，他们也会“幽”出不同的“默”来。请看：01.Customer: Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup.Waiter: That’s all right, Sir, he won’t drink much...
2018-11-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 双语 笑话 Who is it?
- A ship was passing by a desert （荒无人烟的） island, where stood a man who was shouting and waving wildly. “Who is it?” the passengers asked the captain. “I don’t...
2018-11-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Americans have a strong sense of humor. 双语笑话
- 美国人面面观:我们的幽默 英汉双语笑话 Because everyone has ancestors, family and friends of every possible race, color, creed and national origin, and because sensitivity...
2018-11-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 双语 笑话 Relatives
- A couple drove several miles down a country road with intense silence. Not a word was said to each other. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither wanted...
2018-11-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 双语 笑话 苍蝇和汤的故事汇总
- 01.Customer: Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup.Waiter: That’s all right, Sir, he won’t drink much.顾客：服务员，我的汤里有只苍蝇。服务员：没关系的，先生。它喝不了多少汤。02. Custo...
2018-11-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事
