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- 我是她老公
- A man frantically calls 911 and says, "Help...my wife has gone into labor and her contractions （宫缩）are 10 minutes apart".The 911 operator asks, "is this her first child?"To...
2018-11-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 知识改变命运
- Knowledge is What Changes Your Fate
There was a man who once came to ask a fortune-teller. After judging from his face and the horoscopes, the fortune-teller told to that pe...
2018-11-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 这苍蝇在我茶杯里
- Customer: Waiter, what's the meaning of this fly in my tea cup?Waiter: I wouldn't know sir, I'm a waiter, not a fortune teller.顾客：服务员，这苍蝇在我茶杯里，什么意思啊？服务员：我不...
2018-11-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 双语笑话 It depends
- It depends Traveler: Can I catch the three o'clock train to Toronto? Ticket agent: That depends on how fast you can run. It left fifteen minutes ago. 看情况 旅行者：我还能赶上...
2018-11-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 羊排还是猪排
- Customer: Waiter, is this a lamb chop or pork chop?Waiter: Can't you tell the difference by taste?Customer: No, I can't.Waiter: Then does it really matter?顾客：服务员，这是羊排...
2018-11-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 找不到理由
- A: In order to make my wife feel happy, I have given up smoking, alcohol and gaming.B: She must be very happy then.A: Not at all. When she wants to scold me by enumerating m...
2018-11-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 我得去拿假牙
- A couple who'd been married for over 50 years was sitting on the sofa, when the wife said, "Dear, do you remember how you used to sit close to me?"He moved over and sat clos...
2018-11-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 下一个 The next one
- After a young couple brought their new baby home, the wife suggested that her husband should try his hand at changing diapers. "I'm busy," he said, "I'll do the next one."Th...
2018-11-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 美剧遇上TVB之吃夜宵
- 由于地方文化的差异，各地电视剧也形成了一台带有浓浓地方特色的“固定台词”，当美剧遇上香港TVB，同样的场景，主角通常会有怎样的对白？看看下面这些台词是不是很熟悉列？吃夜宵。 TVB：我带...
2018-11-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 收回他说的话
- Student A: If the Dean doesn’t take back what he said to me this morning, I am going to leave college.Student B: What did he say?Student A: He told me to leave college.大学...
2018-11-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 美剧遇上TVB之杯具发生安慰词
- Scene3：杯具发生，安慰之词① TVB：发生这种事情大家都不想的。 美剧：Sometimes things just happen。 港剧果然还是走中式人情路线.。。至于美国人.。。你们敢更乐天一点不？！欢迎来...
2018-11-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 它咬人吗？
- Does He Bite?Reggie:We have got a new dog. Would you like to come around and play with him? Ron: Well, I don't know---does he bite? Reggie: That's what I want to find out.它...
2018-11-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 美剧遇上TVB之杯具发生安慰词②
- 由于地方文化的差异，各地电视剧也形成了一台带有浓浓地方特色的“固定台词”，当美剧遇上香港TVB，同样的场景，主角通常会有怎样的对白？看看下面这些台词是不是很熟悉列？Scene4：安慰之词② ...
2018-11-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 不能让他跑了
- A male crab met a female crab and asked her to marry him. She noticed that he was walking straight instead of sideways. Wow, she thought, this crab is really special. I can'...
2018-11-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 双语笑话 和平
- Once God came up to me and granted me a wish. I asked for world peace. That's impossible, he said.Then I asked him to give you brains. He said, Let me try world peace. 有一...
2018-11-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 每天你都会收我喝咖啡的钱
- Customer:Everyday you charge me money for a cup of coffee.It will be wonderful if you serve me coffee free of charge today.Waiter:“Yeah,you can have a free coffee.But we wi...
2018-11-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 双语笑话 Birthday
- Birthday Professor: When is your birthday? Kid: May 30. Professor: Which year? Kid: Every year. 生日 教授：你的生日是什么时候？ 孩子：5月30日。 ...
2018-11-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 看情况
- Traveler: Can I catch the three o'clock train to Toronto? Ticket agent: That dependson how fast you can run. It left fifteen minutes ago.看情况 旅行者：我还能赶上3点钟那班到多...
2018-11-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 双语笑话 the US dollars
- Not long after an old Chinese woman came back to China from her visit to her daughter in the States, she went to a city bank to deposit the US dollars her daughter gave...
2018-11-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Stunning Reply
- Stunning ReplyMy five-year-old son was not picking up his toys while I was preparing dinner as I had asked him. When I inquired why he wasn't doing his chores, he said that...
2018-11-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 双语笑话 女孩特权
- If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman 吻她吧，不够君子 If you don't, you are not a man 不吻吧，不象汉子 If you praise her, she thinks you are lying 夸她吧，说你欺骗 If you don...
2018-11-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 忘了写信
- Mr. Henry Beecher entered Plymouth Church one Sunday and found several letters awaiting him. He opened one and found it contained the single word″Fool″. Quietly and with b...
2018-11-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 车坏了
- A child came in exclaiming excitedly, "Dad, I got a bicycle from Mom! Do you want to see it?" Dad said, "Sure, sure!"So he went to the backyard and looked at the brand new b...
2018-11-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 双语笑话 女孩特权（2）
- If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy 穿得好，说你花心 If you don't, you are a dull boy 邋遢些，缺个心眼 If you are jealous, she says it's bad 吃醋吧，你太狭隘 If yo...
2018-11-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 双语笑话 I'm Trying to Stop It
- "Boy, why have you got cotton-wool in your ear? Is it infected?""No, sir, but you said yesterday that everything you told me went in one ear and out the other , so I am trying to stop it."“孩子，你为什...
2018-11-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事
