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- 我妈妈告诉我直接回家
- Sunday School teacher: Hands up all those who want to go to Heaven? … What about you, Terry? You haven't got your hand up, don't you want to go to Heaven?Terry: I can't, My...
2018-11-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 妈妈的生日礼物
- My Dad bought my Mom a piano for her birthday.A few weeks later, I asked how she was doing with it."Oh," said My Dad, "I persuaded her to switch to a clarinet""How come?" I...
2018-11-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 傻冒电脑
- A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive, blond, female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it, looked inside, sl...
2018-11-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 1809年发生了什么大事
- Teacher: What great event happened in 1809?Little Willy: Abraham Lincoln was born.Teacher: Correct. And what great event happened in 1812?Little Willy: Abraham Lincoln had h...
2018-11-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 我们车闸不灵
- Harry and Lloyd were speeding down the road. A police car pulled them over."Why on earth were you driving so fast?" the policeman yelled."Our brakes are no good, so we wante...
2018-11-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 青蛙哪去了呢？
- An absent-minded professor was lecturing on anatomy."To show you more clearly what I mean, I have here a parcel with a dissected frog. I want you to examine it very carefull...
2018-11-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 我们的老师
- Father: Well, Tom, I talked to your teacher today, and now I want to ask you a question. Who is the laziest person in your class?Tom: I don't know, father.Father: Oh, yes, y...
2018-11-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 如果不是你的钱
- There was a couple that was having an argument in their home over financial problems. And the wife finally got very mad, and exploded saying,"You should know that if it were...
2018-11-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 整件事我都知道了
- At school, Little Johnny was told by a classmate that most adults hide at least one dark secret and this makes it very easy to blackmail them merely by saying, "I know the w...
2018-11-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 双语笑话 Are you going to treat me?
- An American actress came to China for the first time. One day when she was looking for her new Chinese friend after a performance, she came across an anxious Chinese who...
2018-11-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 这正是我想要知道的
- We have got a new dog, would you like to come around and play with him?Well, I don't know. Does he bite?That's what I want to find out.我们又得到了一只新狗，你要过来和他玩玩吗...
2018-11-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 聪明的小偷
- Police: When can it be that the thieves broke into your house?Owner: How could I know as my watch was stolen?警察：你估计小偷是什么时候进入你家的？失主：我的手表都被偷走了，我怎么知...
2018-11-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 双语笑话 搞笑英语格言
- One should love anim als. They are so tasty. 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。Save water. Shower with your girlfriend. 要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。Behind every succes...
2018-11-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 为抄近路走墓地The Cemetery Shortcut
- The Cemetery Shortcut 为抄近路走墓地 Two men were walking home after a Halloween party and decided to take a shortcut through the cemetery just for laughs。 万...
2018-11-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 双语爆笑美剧配角生存攻略
- How to survive in American series as a supporting role 美剧配角求生攻略 1. Show respect to the leading role. 向主角示好。 2. Try to enter the core team. ...
2018-11-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 她并没带着面具
- Mike: My aunt was very embarrassed when she was asked to take off her mask at the party.Mary: Why was that?Mike: She wasn't wearing one.迈克：我姨参加一个派对，有人要她摘掉面具...
2018-11-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 我们9点关门
- "Waitress," shouted the impatient diner, "do I have to sit here and starve all night?""no, sir, we close at nine o'clock."“服务员，”用餐者不耐烦地叫道，“我必须整晚坐在这儿挨...
2018-11-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- True or False
- One day a young businessman asked his girl friend, "Dear, will you marry me if I am bankrupt?""Of course, I will." the girl said firmly."Do you mean what you say?" the man a...
2018-11-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 双语笑话 Adidas
- 上个星期五我穿了一件 Adidas 的衣服去打球, 一个老美看到就笑我说, "Do you know what does it mean? It means All Day I Dream About Sex.我整天都在想著性, 缩写正好是 Adidas)...
2018-11-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 可那两只都管它叫老板
- A man entered a pet shop, wanting to buy a parrot. The shop owner pointed out three identical parrots on a perch and said, "The parrot to the left costs 500 dollars.""Why do...
2018-11-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 瞌睡者 双语笑话
- The preacher was vexed because a certain member of his congregation always fell asleep during the sermon. As the man was snoring in the front row one Sunday, the prea...
2018-11-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 我能看见月亮
- The old man was a witness in a burglary trial.The defense lawyer asks Sam, "Did you see my client commit this burglary?""Yes," said Sam, "I saw him plainly take the goods."T...
2018-11-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 双语 笑话 上帝曾经答应我
- Once god came up to me & granted me a wish. I asked for world peace. That's impossible, he said. 有一次上帝来到我面前答应了我一个愿望。我说我要世界和平。“那是不可...
2018-11-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 你造成的饥荒
- A very thin man met a very fat man in the hotel lobby."From your looks," said the fat man, "there might have been a famine.""Yes," was the reply, "and from your looks, you m...
2018-11-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 布谷
- At about 3 a.m., a guy was drunk as a skunk. He came home just in time to hear the cuckoo clock cuckoo three times. Quickly coming up with a plan, he cuckooed nine more time...
2018-11-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事
