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- 趣味英语问答（一）
- 趣味英语问答（一） Q: What's the difference between a monkey and a flea? A: A monkey can have fleas, but a flea can't have monkeys. 猴子会和跳蚤有什么不同呢？你可能会直接的想到它...
2018-11-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- coffee break 双语笑话
- 上午10点，coffee break. 由于早上没吃早饭，肚子有点饿。来到lunch room, 便想从售货机里买包 peanut butter cracker (0.5美元)充饥。掏出钱包一看，钱包里只有一个quarter (老婆真够可以...
2018-11-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 最无厘头的理由
- 最无厘头的理由 The nice man with the sign says the end is HERE. No one does homework on the eve of the apocalypse。 我看到一个非常和善的先生拿着一个牌子写着：今天大家都...
2018-11-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 爆笑真情情书
- 喜欢上王小姐后，决定要给她写一封情书，这封情书一定要不落俗套。苦思之下，触发了灵感，现在卖饼干说是卖克力架，做网站的想办法上纳斯达克，那我也走国际路线，写封英文情书，扯着虎皮拉大旗，显示...
2018-11-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 愚蠢的人起立
- One day a college professor of Psychology was greeting his new college class. He stood up in front of the class and said, "Would everyone who thinks he or she is stupid plea...
2018-11-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 特别的螃蟹
- A male crab met a female crab and asked her to marry him. She noticed that he was walking straight instead of sideways. Wow, she thought, this crab is really special. I can'...
2018-11-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 趣味英语问答（二）
- Q: Which is the strongest creature in the world? A: The snail. It carries its house on its back.因为snail（蜗牛）的后背上总是背着一所房子，所以说蜗牛是世界上最强壮的生物是不足为奇...
2018-11-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 谁更有礼貌
- A fat man and a skinny man were arguing about who was more polite.The skinny man said he was more polite because he alwaystipped his hat to ladies.But the fat man knew he wa...
2018-11-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 安眠药
- Bob was having trouble getting to sleep at night. He went to see his doctor, who prescribed some extra-strong sleeping pills.Sunday night Bob took the pills, slept well and...
2018-11-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 医生为啥戴口罩
- Once a small child asked his father, "Father, why do doctors always have to wear masks in the operating room?"And the father replied, "In case something goes wrong, no one...
2018-11-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 趣味英语问答（三）
- Q: What do people do in a clock factory? A: They make faces all day. 一看到make faces这个短语，你可千万别以为是在钟表厂工作的人整天都做鬼脸呀！因为除了这个意思以外，它还可以从字面...
2018-11-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 趣味英语问答（四）
- Q: How do you stop a sleepwalker from walking in his sleep? A: Keep him awake.怎样才能不让梦游者（sleepwalker）梦游（walk in his sleep）呢？最简单的方法就是不让他睡觉。虽然这不是治疗...
2018-11-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 英语笑话 Caught stealing
- A shoplifter was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from a jewelry store. "Listen," said the shoplifter, "I know you don't want any trouble either. What do you say I...
2018-11-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 他没提另外三个孩子
- This bloke is lying on his deathbed, surrounded by his weeping wife and his four children. Three of the children are tall, good looking and athletic, but the fourth and youn...
2018-11-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Mom, is God a man or woman? 双语笑话
- A boy says to her mother, "Mom, is God a man or woman?" The mom thinks a while and says, "Well, son, God is both man and woman." The son is confused, so he asks,...
2018-11-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 事事如意
- A young couple was becoming anxious about their four-year-old son, who had not yet talked. They took him to specialists, but the doctors found nothing wrong with him.Then on...
2018-11-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 这都是直接打美国来的呀
- Mrs.Smith lived in London. One day she received some American dollars from her daughter who was working in New York.She went to a jewelry shop for a pair of earrings. At th...
2018-11-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 我们啥也没留！
- Mrs Brown was going out for the day. She locked the house and tacked a note for the milkman on the door:NOBODY HOME. DON'T LEAVE ANYTHING.When she got back that night, she f...
2018-11-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 还剩多少
- Mother: I told you not to eat cake before supper.Mary: But, Mum, it's part of my homework. "If you take an eighth of a cake from a whole cake, how much is left".妈妈：我跟你说...
2018-11-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 激动的话 Excited Remarks 双语笑话
- Excited Remarks Our son, at age of five, had a fascination for motorcycles. The sight of one would always bring forth squeals of delight, accompanied by excited remarks...
2018-11-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 双语笑话 fish say 鱼说
- fish say What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? "dam!!!" 鱼说 当鱼游进一个水泥墙里面的时候，鱼会说什么? "水坝!!!" NOTE cement wall n. 水泥墙 欢迎来论坛分享更多...
2018-11-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- if I Am a Manager 如果我是一个经理
- if I Am a Manager One day in class, the teacher assigned his students to write a composition – if I Am a Manager. All the students began to write except a boy...
2018-11-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 那我有什么 双语笑话
- Teacher: If I had seven oranges in one hand and eight oranges in the other, what would I have? Student: Big hands. 大手 老师：如果我左手上有7个桔子，右手上有8...
2018-11-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 脑移植 A Brain Transplant
- A Brain Transplant The Brain Surgeon was about to perform a brain transplant. "You have your choice of two brains," he told the patient, "For $1000 you can have the brai...
2018-11-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 双语笑话 Music 音乐
- A keen young teacher wanted to introduce her class to the glories of classical music, so she arranged an outing to an afternoon concert. To make the occasion even more memor...
2018-11-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事
