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- 双语 笑话 “神曲”《忐忑》英文大解秘
- 近日，篮协发布通知明确规定禁止在比赛时播放类似《忐忑》这样刺耳的音乐。如此一来，“神曲”《忐忑》将告别CBA赛场。今天，我们就来说说“神曲”的英文说法。 请看相关报道： The co...
2018-11-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 让人捧腹的英语文化陷阱~Throw the book at Somebody
- 和先生从car wash(洗车场)里开出来，车上的水珠还依稀可见，这让先生想起一件事：曾经有一个美国人在高速公路上超速开车，时速达100多英里。警察当然把他截下来。在法庭上，他辩解之所以开快车...
2018-11-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 双语 笑话 Miss Wilberforce
- Wilberforce stood for Parliament on one occasion， and hissister helped him with his election campaign． The Bribery andCorruption Acts had not been framed in those days ; c...
2018-11-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- At the Supermarket 英汉双语笑话
- At the Supermarket 英汉双语笑话 At the supermarket I noticed an elderly man who seemed to be following me wherever I went. As I moved to each aisle, there he was, smiling...
2018-11-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Way of Inducing 招客有方 双语笑话
- At the cleaner's, I noticed the sign "In by 10 a. m. , out by 5 p. m. " so I told the owner that I wanted to pick my clothing up at five. "it won't be ready," he said....
2018-11-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Only One Eye to Settle On（一眼就看中）英汉双语笑话
- The girl found the go-between and said, "You cheated me ! One of his eyes is not true. Why didn't you tell me this before ?" "I have told you. " said the go-between...
2018-11-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Its Kind of Fitting（理应如此) 英汉双语笑话
- As a freshman at the University of Dayton in Ohio, I was eager to make a good impression on my new roommate. When I arrived at our dorm room, I found her putting on pe...
2018-11-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 双语 笑话Catching a Thief
- Witty Hare can run very fast. One day when he gets home. He sees a rat. The rat is jumping down his window. “Oh. A thief!” Witty Hare shouted and catches the rat, “Yo...
2018-11-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- The Choice of Word（选词）英汉双语笑话
- One day, John was back home after work. He found that his wife was shaking their daughter who was only half a year old. She said "Da-Dy" to the baby many times. John fel...
2018-11-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- A Boy with a Big Head（大头娃娃）英汉双语笑话
- A boy cried to his mother, "All the children make fun of me. They say I have a big head." "Don't listen to them," his mother said, "You have a beautiful head. Now s...
2018-11-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Im the Only Driver 英汉双语笑话
- Im the Only Driver 英汉双语笑话 A short young man was running behind a bus which was full of passengers. But the bus still ran at a great speed. "Stop, stop, " a pas...
2018-11-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- A Short Holiday（短期假日）英汉双语笑话
- Alan worked in an office in the city. He worked very hard and really looked forward to his holidays. He usually went to the seaside, but one year he saw an ad in a...
2018-11-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- A Holiday from School（休假) 英汉双语笑话
- Tommy hated school and was always looking for excuses not to go. If he sneezed, he asked his mother to write a note saying he had a cold. If he had a headache, he...
2018-11-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Quick Service（快速服务）英汉双语笑话
- A man took a pair of shoes to a shoe repair shop and said to the shoemaker, "I'd like you to repair these shoes for me, please." "Certainly, sir," the shoemaker sai...
2018-11-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Violin Lessons（小提琴课） 英汉双语笑话
- "Daddy, can I learn to play the violin?" young Sarah asked her father. She was always asking for things and her father was not very pleased. "You cost me a lot of...
2018-11-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 丈夫的休息日 英汉双语笑话
- My husband was enjoying the day off from work and watched me scurry about the house. 丈夫正在过休息日，他看着我在屋子里来回奔忙。 I picked up his dirty clothes, pu...
2018-11-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- The Ox and the Dog 英汉双语笑话
- An ox and a dog serve for the same farmer. One day the dog arrogantly says: “How grand I am! In the daytime, I watch out for the cattle in the meadows; at night, I g...
2018-11-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- The Nice Wedding Gift（漂亮的结婚礼物）英汉双语笑话
- The Nice Wedding Gift（漂亮的结婚礼物）英汉双语笑话 We attended the wedding of an acquaintance's son. Because we did not know the young man or his bride, we decided to...
2018-11-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- I，You and she 英汉双语笑话
- Peter was a clever boy. On his first day at school, he learned three words: 1, You and She. The teacher taught him how to make sentences with those words. The teacher...
2018-11-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- I Want Her to go Nuts （我要让她发疯）
- Mrs. Flinders decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, "Paint me with diamond earrings, a diamond necklace, emerald bracelets and a ruby pendant." ...
2018-11-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 论奇迹 On Miracle 英汉双语笑话
- In Sunday school, the minister was trying to illustrate the word miracle. "Boys and girls," he said, "suppose I stood on the roof of a ten-story building, lost...
2018-11-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- A Problem in Arithmetic 英汉双语笑话
- Bill is a good student and an intelligent boy. He likes to study arithmetic, and he can do all of the arithmetic problems in his book easily. One day on his way to school Bi...
2018-11-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Speeding 超速 英汉双语笑话
- Speeding 超速 英汉双语笑话 Traveling salesmen make their living visiting as many customers as possible. So speeding to get from one appointment to the next is not unh...
2018-11-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- What a big deal 英汉双语笑话
- A young businessman had just started his business, and rented a beautiful office. Sitting there, he saw a man come into the outer office. Wishing to appear busy, the b...
2018-11-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 一切都正常 Things Have Been Okay 英汉双语笑话
- A young couple were becoming anxious about their four-year-old son, who had not yet talked. They took him to specialists, but the doctors found nothing wrong with him...
2018-11-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事
