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- 双语笑话 当然应该
- Tom: William has asked me for a loan of five pounds. Should I be doing right in lending it to him? Jack: Certainly. Tom: And why? Jack: Because otherwise he w...
2018-11-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 吊灯掉下来砸到他们了
- A honeymoon couple is in the Watergate Hotel in Washington. The bride is concerned, and asks, "What if the place is still bugged?"The groom says, "I'll look for a bug." He l...
2018-11-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 打嘴里出来
- Wife: You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other.Husband: You tell a woman something. It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.你跟男人说...
2018-11-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 去钓过鱼么
- A man was speeding down the highway, feeling secure in a gaggle of cars all traveling at the same speed. However, as they passed a speed trap, he got nailed with an infrared...
2018-11-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 双语笑话 黑人的幽默
- Dear white, something you got to know親愛的白種人，有幾件事你必須知道。When I was born, I was black.當我出生時，我是黑色的When I grow up, I am black.我長大了，我是黑色的When I'm u...
2018-11-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 双语笑话 胖子和瘦子
- A very thin man met a very fat man in the hotel lobby."From your looks," said the fat man, "there might have been a famine.""Yes," was the reply, "and from your looks, you m...
2018-11-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 双语笑话 The Climate of New Zealand
- 新西兰的气候The Climate of New Zealand Teacher: Matthew, what is the climate of New Zealand? Matthew: Very Cold, sir. Teacher: Wrong. Matthew: But, sir! When...
2018-11-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 丈夫变成了92岁
- A married couple in their early 60s was celebrating their 35th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant.Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on th...
2018-11-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 双语笑话 情人节的梦
- One night just before Valentine's Day a woman had a lovely dream about a beautiful necklace. When she woke up, she told her husband, "I just dreamt that you gave me a...
2018-11-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 躺在车子的前面是一头驴子。
- A car was involved in an accident in a street. As expected a large crowd gathered. A newspaper reporter anxious to get his story could not get near the car.Being a clever so...
2018-11-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 双语笑话：两个律师
- Two attorneys went into a restaurant and ordered two drinks. Then they brought out sandwiches from their briefcases and started to eat. The owner marched over and told them,...
2018-11-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- The Clever Dog
- A dog owner claimed that his pet, when given money, would go to the news stall to buy a paper. His friend insisted on a demonstration and handed the dog some money - The dog...
2018-11-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 情人节双语笑话 Sweet Nothings
- Sweet Nothings My boyfriend and I met online and we'd been dating for over a year. I introduced Hans to my uncle, who was fascinated by the fact that we met over th...
2018-11-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 你来跟我说说
- A few fraternity brothers needed to fill a science requirement in order to graduate, so they spent weeks studying for the final.The day of the exam arrived and they were mor...
2018-11-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 双语笑话 不错，真的很好
- One day these two fine southern ladies were sittin' on the front porch having some iced tea. One of the women sticks out her hand for the other woman to see, and in he...
2018-11-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 一场特殊的足球比赛
- Mike was late for school. He said to his teacher, Mr. Black, "Excuse me for my coming late, sir. I watched a football match in my dream.""Why did it make you late?" inquired...
2018-11-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 尽力而为就好
- In a courtroom, the judge sentenced a criminal to thirty years in prison and the prisoner said, "But Sir, I won’t live that long!"So the judge replied, "Don't worry, just...
2018-11-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 双语 笑话 健康趣谈
- 健康趣谈Funny Health Quotes - Funny Quotes about HealthBe careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.Muscles come and go; flab lasts.My doctor recently to...
2018-11-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 是天堂把它给扔回到地上的吗
- A father was at the beach with his children when the four-year-old son ran up to him, grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore, where a seagull lay dead in the sand."Daddy...
2018-11-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 多给了您两份复印件
- The CEO was scheduled to speak at an important convention so he asked one of his employees, Jenkins, to write him a 20-minute speech. When the CEO returned from the big even...
2018-11-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 他们到底在忙什么？
- One day, the phone rang, and a little boy answered."May I speak to your parents? ""They're busy. ""Oh. Is anybody else there? ""The police. ""Can I speak to them?""They...
2018-11-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 双语笑话 职业赌徒
- During the Great Depression, there was a man who walked into a bar one day. He went up to the bartender and said, "Bartender, I'd like to buy the house a round...
2018-11-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 我太太就追着我叫唤
- A husband visited a marriage counselor and said, "When we were first married, I would come home from the office, my wife would bring my slippers and our cute little dog woul...
2018-11-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 双语笑话 谁活了下来
- There was a perfect man and a perfect woman. They met each other at a perfect party. They dated for two perfect years. They had the perfect wedding and the perfect honey...
2018-11-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 让人捧腹的英语文化陷阱~Knife and fork
- 朋友D说日前在某大酒楼饮茶，见邻桌有青年夫妇和大概是他们在外国结识的老太太一起饮茶。老太太对操作筷子很感兴趣，在那里学用 chopsticks夹虾饺。D说他有个美国朋友，曾花了一些时间学习...
2018-11-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事
