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- 双语笑话练习——Frog 青蛙
- The science teacher lecturing his class in biology said, "Now I'll show you this frog in my pocket." He then reached into his pocket and pulled out a chicken sandwich...
2018-11-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 双语 笑话 Covering One’s Ears While Stealing a Bell07.21
- Mr. Wang thinks he is clever, but he always does foolish things. One day he sees a beautiful bell at the top of a door. “Oh! How nice! I will take it home.” He thinks,...
2018-11-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 双语笑话——I can’t Cook It
- I can’t Cook It It’s sunny day in spring. Miss Cat is fishing. Suddenly the fishing rod moves. “Great! Oh, it’s so heavy!” Miss Cat says happily. The fish is plucked o...
2018-11-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- S让人捧腹的英语文化陷阱~keleton in the closet 7.23
- 一天朋友谈及一则大爆“名人”家丑的八卦新闻，说那些家族中人以搬弄“skeleton in the closet”为乐事，难道这些名人家的壁橱中真的有骷髅? 他说的“skeleton in the closet”(英国人则...
2018-11-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 双语 笑话 Adding Eyes to a Dragon7.22
- Mr. Li is a good painter. One day he draws a beautiful dragon without eyes. Mr. Zhou looks at the picture and says, “The dragon has no eyes. It isn’t a good picture.”...
2018-11-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 让人捧腹的英语文化陷阱~Speaking of the devil
- 几个同学聚到一起聊天，大家都到齐了，唯独不见Wayne。其中一个说“今天好像没见到Wayne”，另一个接着说“他的女儿放暑假，东西要从宿舍里搬出来，他大概帮忙去了”。正说着，只见Wayne从外面走...
2018-11-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 让人捧腹的英语文化陷阱~Spaghetti
- 朋友S说，意大利面食pasta，除实心粉spaghetti外，还有通心粉macaroni，宽面条lasagna，有肉馅做小方块形的意大利馄饨(云吞)ravioli，细长面条tagliatelle以及细线状的细面vermicelli(我们将“粉...
2018-11-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 让人捧腹的英语文化陷阱~Small beer7.25
- Small beer是“小啤酒”的意思吗?难道啤酒还分大小?其实，在英国small beer指的是口味比较淡啤酒，但是在美语中则是“少量啤酒”的意思。比如说夏天有客人来访，问他要喝些什么：Anything to...
2018-11-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 让人捧腹的英语文化陷阱~Skin off one’s nose7.24
- Joe很热心公益，每周固定有一天去做义工。在他的影响下，我也参加了几次。有一次跟他提起如果能到附近的剧院做义工的话，也许会比较有趣。有一天他拿了一份报纸，上面就有剧院要找义工的消息...
2018-11-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 双语 笑话：超强暴中式英文改错
- 昨天来了个老外，进到办公室，前台小姐左看右看，大家都在打游戏，面带微笑的： 前台小姐：“hello.” 老外：“hi.” 前台小姐：“you have what thing？” 老外：“can you speak english？”...
2018-11-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 双语 笑话：你的狗咬人不
- A woman walks into a pet shop and sees a cute little dog. She asks the shopkeeper, “Does your dog bite?” The shopkeeper says, “No, my dog does not bit.” The woman trie...
2018-11-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 让人捧腹的英语文化陷阱~Stolen from ... dealer
- 高速公路上人车奔驰，朋友突然指着前方一部小轿车，说：“哇!这人好嚣张，贼车还敢挂上招牌!”我顺着他的目光看过去，不禁哑然失笑，我说：“ 先生呀!人家车牌上写着 ‘stolen from … Dealer’,是...
2018-11-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 双语笑话 a photo of my wife
- A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double martini on the rocks. After he finishes the drink, he peeks inside his shirt pocket, and then or...
2018-11-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 双语笑话 You May Select（可以选择）
- You May Select（可以选择） The husband complained that his wife always cooked the same dish. One day, the husband got home and asked his wife, "My dear, what will we eat t...
2018-11-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 双语笑话 Older Goats in America（美国老羊）
- Older Goats in America（美国老羊） A group of Americans were traveling by tour bus through Holland. As they stopped at a cheese farm, a young guide led them through the proc...
2018-11-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 双语笑话 The Stories
- During a visit to my mother' s home, I joined her in the living room to talk, read and watch television. Facing a bookcase that has been in the same spot since I was a...
2018-11-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 让人捧腹的英语文化陷阱~Sweet tooth
- 我最害怕看牙医，但是因为有一颗蛀牙让我实在疼痛难忍，所以只好鼓足勇气，到牙医诊所挂号。当医生为我检查的时候，他问我：“Do you have a sweet tooth?”我很无辜地回答：“I had a doughnut...
2018-11-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 一个铜板 英汉双语笑话
- A poor man， presenting himself before the King of Spain，asked his charity， telling him that he was his brother． Theking desiring to know how he claimed kindred to him， the...
2018-11-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 双语笑话 她要买什么？
- What Was It She Wanted？ A store manager heard a clerk tell a customer．“No，ma’am， we haven't had any for a while， and it doesn't look asif we'll be getting soon．” H...
2018-11-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 让人捧腹的英语文化陷阱~The Hong Kong dog
- 一次在一堂电脑课上，铃响后，系里的女秘书突然跑到教室来宣布：“Dr. Walker has a touch of the Hong Kong dog and will be here a little bit late。” 听完宣布后，我一脸正经地向坐在隔...
2018-11-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 双语笑话 Where It Should Be Plugged
- Where It Should Be Plugged（插在何处） A mother is very good at using every chance to educate his son, who was only three years old. One day, she took a plug and said to her...
2018-11-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- A big battle 英汉双语笑话
- A big battle was going on during the First World War．Guns were firing， and shells and bullets were flying about everywhere．After an hour of this， one of the soldiers dec...
2018-11-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Day after Day 英汉双语笑话
- A teacher was always so involved in the text being studied that he never looked up . He would call on a student for translation and explanation, and-without realizing...
2018-11-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 双语笑话：临死之前
- 临死之时 Nearing the end, Stanislaw is surrounded by loved ones. As the final moment approaches, he gathers all his strength and whispers, "I must tell you my greatest se...
2018-11-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Dinner 英汉双语笑话
- My cooking has always been the target of family jokes. One evening, as I prepared dinner a bit too quickly, the kitchen filled with smoke and the smoke detector went o...
2018-11-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事
